Since our late esteemed interview when I had the pleasure of
addressing your lordship on the subject of Socialism I have been
anxiously awaiting the favour of an acknowledgment of same. In case
the subject has slipped your memory I should remind you that I
informed you previously on behalf of the Liblab Fellowship that we
were not averse to give our careful consideration to any proposal
that you may see fit to make, with a view to co-operation with us
against the horde of cosmopolitan gold-pigs who monopolise the means
of existence production distribution and exchange in order to procure
a complete change in the entire social organism. I am quite at a
loss to understand on what grounds you have not favored me with a
direct reply unless there is anything on which you would like farther
explanations, in that case I will be most happy to call on you per
previous appointment for which I am now waiting at the above address
neglecting my business at considerable expense and inconvenience
to myself which a man in my humble position compared with yours
(!) cannot be expected to incur and common courtesy demands should
be made good. I therefore trust that in view of the not altogether
pleasant facts that are in my possession your lordship shall see fit
to send me a private interview at your earliest convenience. Hopeing
that I will not have occasion to feel myself compelled to proceed
farther in this matter if you leave me no option but to do so, and
assuring your lordship that your valued instructions as to time and
place of meeting will have my fullest and promptest attention.
I remain Sir,
Yours truly,
Comrade Jeremiah Sant. L.F.
P.S. Perhaps I may mention by way of hint that we might be able to
come to some arrangement for our mutual advantage not altogether on
the above lines, and I beg to advise your most reverent lordship that
I would be willing to meet your wishes if the terms are suitable.
Asking to hear from you soon and hoping that any misunderstandings
may presently be cleared up.
J.S."
"Dearest dearest Georgie
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