Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1Lover, Samuel
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Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1
Lover, Samuel
Ireland -- Fiction
Augusta signified by signs to Furlong that resistance would be vain;
and hid herself under the bed.
"Come in, sir," said Furlong, when she was secreted.
"The door is fastened," said O'Grady.
"Turn the key, sir," said Furlong.
O'Grady unlocked the door, and was so inconsistent a person, that he
never thought of the impossibility of Furlong's having locked it, but,
in the richest spirit of bulls, asked him if he always fastened his
door on the outside. Furlong said he always did.
"What's the matter with you?" inquired O'Grady. "You're as white as the
sheet there;" and he pointed to the bed as he spoke.
Furlong grew whiter as he pointed to that quarter.
"What ails you, man?--Aren't you well?"
"Wather fatigued--but I'll be bette' pwesently. What do you wish with
me, sir?"
"Here are letters for you--I want to know what's in
them--Scatterbrain's come--do you know that?"
"No--I did not."
"Don't stand there in the cold--go on dressing yourself; I'll sit down
here till you can open your letters: I want to tell you something
besides." O'Grady took a chair as he spoke.
Furlong assumed all the composure he could; and the girl began to hope
she should remain undiscovered, and most likely she would have been so
lucky, had not the Genius of Disaster, with aspect malign, waved her
sable wand, and called her chosen servant, Handy Andy, to her aid. He,
her faithful and unfailing minister, obeyed the call, and at that
critical juncture of time gave a loud knock at the chamber-door.
"Come in," said O'Grady.
Andy opened the door and popped in his head. "I beg your pardon, sir,
but I kem for the jintleman's portmantle."
"What gentleman?" asked O'Grady.
"The Honourable, sir; I tuk his portmantle to the wrong room, sir; and
I'm come for it now, bekase he wants it."
"There's no po'tmanteau here," said Furlong.
"O yis, sir," said Andy; "I put it undher the bed."
"Well, take it and be off," said O'Grady.
"No--no--no," said Furlong, "don't distu'b my woom, if you please, till
I have done dwessing."
"But the Honourable is dhressing too, sir; and that's why he wants the
portmantle."
"Take it, then," said the Squire.
Furlong was paralysed, and could offer no further resistance: Andy
stooped, and lifting the valance of the bed to withdraw the portmanteau,
dropped it suddenly, and exclaimed, "O Lord!"
"What's the matter?" said the Squire.
"Nothin', sir," said Andy, looking scared.
"Then take the portmanteau, and be hanged to you."
"Oh, I'll wait till the jintleman's done, sir," said Andy, retiring.
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