Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1Lover, Samuel
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Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1
Lover, Samuel
Ireland -- Fiction
"I'll try," said Growling; "hand me that tumbler."
Murphy handed him a tumbler full of water, and the doctor gave it to
M'Garry, and desired him to try and drink it; he put it to his lips and
swallowed a little drop.
"Can you taste it?" asked the doctor.
"Isn't it water?" said M'Garry.
"You see how dull the nerves are yet," said Growling to Murphy; "that's
aquafortis and assafoetida, and he can't taste it; we must give him
another touch of the battery. Hold him up, while I go into the next
room, and immerse the plates."
The doctor left the bed-room, and came back with a hot poker and some
lemon-juice and water.
"Turn him gently round," said he to Murphy, "while I conduct the
wires."
His order was obeyed; and giving M'Garry a touch of the hot poker, the
apothecary roared like a bull.
"That did him good!" said Growling. "Now try, can you taste anything?"
and he gave him the lemon-juice and water.
"I taste a slight acid, doctor dear," said M'Garry, hopefully.
"You see what that last touch did," said Growling gravely; "but the
palate is still feeble; that's nearly pure nitric."
"Oh, dear!" said M'Garry, "is it nitric?"
"You see his hearing is coming back too," said the doctor to Murphy.
"Try, can he put his legs under him?"
They raised the apothecary from the bed; and when he staggered and
fell forward, he looked horrified. "Oh, dear! I can't walk. I'm afraid
I am--I am no more!"
"Don't despair," said the doctor; "I pledge my professional reputation
to save you now, since you can stand at all, and your senses are partly
restored. Let him lie down again; try, could he sleep----"
"Sleep!" said M'Garry, with horror; "perhaps never to awaken!"
"I'll keep up the galvanic influence--don't be afraid; depend upon
me--there, lie down. Can you shut your eyes? Yes, I see you can:
don't open them so fast. Try, can you keep them shut? Don't open them
till I tell you--wait till I count two hundred and fifty. That's
right--turn a little more round--keep your eyes fast; that's it.
One--two--three--four--five--six--seven;" and so he went on, making a
longer interval between every number, till the monotonous sound, and
the closed eye of the helplessly drunken man, produced the effect
desired by the doctor; and the heavy snoring of the apothecary soon
bore witness that he slept.
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