Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1Lover, Samuel
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Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1
Lover, Samuel
Ireland -- Fiction
The two boats all this time had been drifting down the river, and on
opening a new reach of the stream, a somewhat extraordinary scene of
fishing presented itself. It was not like Murphy's fishing, the result
of a fertile invention, but the consequence of the evil destiny which
presided over all the proceedings of Handy Andy. The fishing-party in
the boats beheld another fishing-party on shore, with this difference
in the nature of what they sought to catch, that while they in the
boats were looking for salmon, those on shore were seeking for a
post-chaise; and as about a third part of a vehicle so called was
apparent above the water, Furlong exclaimed with extreme surprise--
"Well, if it ain't a post-chaise!"
"Oh! that's nothing extraordinary," said Dick; "common enough here."
"How do you mean?"
"We've a custom here of running steeple-chases in post-chaises."
"Oh, thank you," said Furlong. "Come, that's _too_ good."
"You don't believe it, I see," said Dick. "But you did not believe the
salmon-fishing till you saw it."
"Oh, come now! How the deuce could you leap a ditch in a post-chaise?"
"I never said we leaped ditches; I only said we rode steeple-chases. The
system is this:--You go for a given point, taking high road, by-road,
plain, or lane, as the case may be, making the best of your way how you
can. Now our horses in this country are celebrated for being good
swimmers, so it's a favourite plan to shirk a bridge sometimes by
swimming a river."
"But no post-chaise will float," said Furlong, regularly arguing against
Dick's mendacious absurdity.
"Oh! we are prepared for that here. The chaises are made light, have
cork bottoms, and all the solid work is made hollow; the doors are made
water tight, and, if the stream runs strong, the passenger jumps out and
swims."
"But that's not fair," said Furlong; "it alters the weight."
"Oh! it's allowed on both sides," said Dick, "so it's all the same.
It's as good for the goose as the gander."
"I wather imagine it is much fitter for geese and ganders than human
beings. I know I should wather be a goose on the occasion."
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