There were six more lines which I have forgotten, but I suppose they
gave the reason for this absurd diffidence.
Having written the poem out neatly, Harold put it in an envelope and
took it round to _The Evening Surprise_. The strain of composition had
left him rather weak, and he decided to give his brain a rest for the
next few days. So it happened that he was at the wickets on the
following Wednesday afternoon when the commissionaire brought him in the
historic letter. He opened it hastily, the shovel under his arm.
"Dear Sir," wrote the editor of _The Evening Surprise_, "will you come
round and see me as soon as convenient?"
Harold lost no time. Explaining that he would finish his innings later,
he put his coat on, took his hat and stick, and dashed out.
"How do you do?" said the editor. "I wanted to talk to you about your
work. We all liked your little poem very much. It will be coming out
to-morrow."
"Thursday," said Harold helpfully.
"I was wondering whether we couldn't get you to join our staff. Does the
idea of doing Aunt Miriam's Cosy Corner in our afternoon edition appeal
to you at all?"
"No," said Harold. "Not a bit."
"Ah, that's a pity." He tapped his desk thoughtfully. "Well, then, how
would you like to be a war correspondent?"
"Very much," said Harold. "I was considered to write rather good letters
home from school."
"Splendid! There's this little war in Mexico. When can you start? All
expenses and fifty pounds a week. You're not very busy at the office
just now, I suppose?"
"I could get sick leave easily enough," said Harold, "if it wasn't for
more than eight or nine months."
"Do; that will be excellent. Here's a blank cheque for your outfit. Can
you get off to-morrow? But I suppose you'll have one or two things to
finish up at the office first?"
"Well," said Harold cautiously, "I _was_ in, and I'd made ninety-six.
But if I go back and finish my innings now, and then have to-morrow for
buying things, I could get off on Friday."
"Good," said the editor. "Well, here's luck. Come back alive if you can,
and if you do we shan't forget you."
Harold spent the next day buying a war correspondent's outfit: the
camel, the travelling bath, the putties, the pith helmet, the quinine,
the sleeping-bag, and the thousand-and-one other necessities of active
service. On the Friday his colleagues at the office came down in a body
to Southampton to see him off. Little did they think that nearly a year
would elapse before he again set foot upon England.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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