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Dicky assented with a happy laugh, and dropped into the only chair in
Grandma’s vicinity. Tilly breathed again: Lady Adela’s further advance
was checked. The party settled down once more, and talk broke out
afresh.
Grandma Banks, whose conversational flights were not as a rule
encouraged by her relatives, availed herself of her present emancipation
to embark upon a brief homily to Dicky.
"I tells you this, young man," she said in a hectoring voice, "you’ve
got a treasure in our Tilly. Don’t you forget it."
"I made that discovery for myself a long time ago," said Dicky. He
smiled up at his treasure, who was sitting upon the arm of his chair.
The treasure’s grandmother, having in the mean time been supplied with
refreshment by Amelia, took a piece of bread-and-butter and rolled it up
into a convenient cylinder.
"Yes," she continued, dipping the end of the cylinder into her tea, "she
takes after her mother, does Tilly. She may get some of her looks from
her father’s side, but when it comes to character, she’s a Banks." Her
aged voice rose higher. "Always been respectable, ’as the Bankses," she
announced shrilly. "Very different from--"
At this point not less than three persons enquired of Lady Adela if she
would not take another cup of tea; and in the hospitable mêlée which
ensued Grandma’s further utterances were obscured.
Percy was holding Lady Adela’s cup, and Tilly was re-filling it, when
the door opened and Mr. Stillbottle made his second entrance. As
before, he came to a halt immediately on appearing, and coughed in a
distressing fashion without making any attempt to deliver his lines.
"There is that quaint old retainer of yours again, Tilly," said Sylvia.
Tilly turned quickly.
"Well, Russell?" she asked.
Mr. Stillbottle, ignoring her entirely, addressed himself to the master
of the house.
"A message has came through on the telephone, sir," he chanted, fixing
his eyes upon an imaginary prompt-book on the opposite wall, "askin’ for
you to be so kind as to attend a meetin’ of the Club C’mittee at three
o’clock on Toosday next."
"I think I am engaged," replied Mr. Welwyn, with an anxious glance in
the direction of his mother-in-law (who was fortunately busily occupied
in masticating a cylinder); "but say I will let them know."
"Right," said Mr. Stillbottle, and departed.
The Welwyns, who during the time occupied by their butler’s second
"turn," had been inclining uneasy ears in the direction of the open
doorway, surveyed one another in a frightened fashion. All was not well
on the second floor: evidence to that effect was plainly audible.
"Great bore, these committee meetings," commented Mr. Welwyn. "I expect
you have your fill of them, Mainwaring."
"Alas, yes!" said Mr. Mainwaring. "They are all the same. Everybody
sits and looks portentously solemn--"
"All sorts of non-controversial business is brought forward as a matter
of pressing importance--"
"Everybody disagrees with everybody else--"
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