Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor GirlJepson, Edgar
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Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor Girl
Jepson, Edgar
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction
"Perhaps--but how incomparably Prussian!" said the Honourable John
Ruffin with warm appreciation. "And you let these unpleasant ones
terrorise your children?"
"Well, what can I do?" said Mrs. Gibson. "My husband would have
stopped it, if he had been down here; but he isn't. I have spoken to
one or two men, acquaintances, about it. But they seem afraid to
interfere."
"We are getting too highly civilised," said the Honourable John Ruffin
in a melancholy tone. "The fine old English spirit is dying out; and
they're afraid of getting into the papers. But evidently what is
needed is the giving of lessons; and the proper person to give them is
a fierce small boy--Irish for choice--one who is always and nobly
spoiling for a fight. Unfortunately I have not a fierce small Irish
boy to hand; but, thank goodness! there are still red Deepings left in
England."
"What is a red Deeping?" said Mrs. Gibson.
"The red Deepings are an old East Anglian strain--red-haired and very
fierce and cantankerous when roused. My little cousin Pollyooly here
is a red Deeping."
"Oh, do you think she could cope with that horrid little boy?" said
Mrs. Gibson eagerly.
"I'm sure of it," said the Honourable John Ruffin with decision. "Come
here, Pollyooly."
Pollyooly came; and he felt her biceps carefully. Then he said:
"Didn't Mr. Vance tell me a story of a boy called Henry Wiggins whom
you found disrespectful and taught manners?"
Pollyooly flushed faintly; but she said bravely, in an explanatory tone:
"I had to. He was always bothering."
"I should think that Henry Wiggins was a far more active and difficult
boy in a fight than this fat little prince," said the Honourable John
Ruffin.
"Oh, Henry Wiggins is tough but really he is quite easy. You've only
got to get hold of his hair," said Pollyooly quickly. "But of course
the prince has very short hair, only he isn't tough at all," she added
in the grave tones of one weighing the chances of battle.
"He certainly is cropped. The Prussians have no aesthetic sense," said
the Honourable John Ruffin in a disparaging tone. "But I should think
that you could get over the difficulty of the hair."
"Oh, yes: I'm nearly sure I could," said Pollyooly; and her deep blue
eyes began to shine. "May I smack him if he interferes with us?"
"Not on any account unless I am at hand," said the Honourable John
Ruffin quickly. "I have a deep, patriotic distrust of the chivalry of
Prussian barons. I do not think that this one could be trusted to see
fair play. You might have a baron on your hands as well as a prince;
and it might be too much for a red Deeping of your size. A prince at a
time should be your motto."
"It would be very amusing," said Mrs. Gibson; and her eyes danced.
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