Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor GirlJepson, Edgar
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Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor Girl
Jepson, Edgar
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction
Pollyooly saw his eager advance; but she affected not to see it. She
was eager for the fray, but fearful lest a display of that eagerness
should dash the royal courage; moreover she wished the prince to be
flagrantly the aggressor. She worked at the farther wall of the castle
with her back to him. A fray was the last thing the prince looked for.
There had been but one fray in his sheltered life: with a brother
prince carelessly admitted to his society. A fray with a child not of
the blood royal was beyond dreaming. He sprang on to the castle wall
and began to stamp and kick a breach in it with furious, but clumsy,
energy.
Then Pollyooly turned and sprang. The prince was hardly aware of her
spring; he was only aware of a stinging smack, and then the shock of
her impetus toppled him over on to his back on the sand. Pollyooly
came down too, but not on the sand; she came down on the prince, and
far more heavily than her fragile air warranted. Before he could
collect any scattered wits he may have chanced to have, she was
kneeling astride him, with a painful, grinding knee on either of his
arms, and slapping his face.
The Honourable John Ruffin walked briskly down from the sea-wall with a
smile of profound pleasure on his face. The perfumed baron had not yet
perceived his charge's plight.
Pollyooly did not smack very hard at first, for she was resisting the
wriggling of the prince; but once she had dug her toes firmly into the
sand, she gave her mind to delivering each smack with the full swing of
her arm; and the prince began to bellow. Then the baron saw the
terrible, treasonable indignity the hope of the house of
Lippe-Schweidnitz was enduring. He broke into a curious toddling run,
uttering odd, short shrieks of the last horror as he came.
The Honourable John Ruffin placed himself athwart the course of the
toddling deliverer and said quietly:
"Don't hurry, Pollyooly, but smack him hard."
A smile of understanding wreathed Pollyooly's flushed but angel face;
and she did smack him hard. The Honourable John Ruffin's back was
turned to the headlong baron; but his head was bent a little sideways;
and as the already breathless rescuer made his final spurting rush he
moved sharply to the left.
It was unfortunate (but since he had not eyes in the back of his head,
it could not be helped) that the left shoulder of the Honourable John
Ruffin, jerking upward hard, should have impinged upon the onrushing
right shoulder of the deliverer. The baron left the firm earth,
twirled in the air in a fashion which would have won him the plaudits
of the most exacting music-hall audience, came down on his back on the
sand with a violence which shook the little breath left out of his body
and lay gasping in a darkened world.
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