Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor GirlJepson, Edgar
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Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor Girl
Jepson, Edgar
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction
The Baron von Habelschwert, standing over the group and nervously
twirling his fierce moustache, shuddered and groaned. It was bad
enough that his young, but pig-headed Hohenzollern should play at all
with children who were neither high, nor well-born; but that he should
only be admitted to play with them on terms passed the limit of human
decency. He had read often in the sterner, but agrarian, papers of his
Fatherland, that, owing to the increase of the Socialist vote, the
world was coming to an end. He felt its once so solid mass trembling
beneath his feet.
But the hope of the house of Lippe-Schweidnitz, insensible to the
tremor, said eagerly:
"Yes."
"All right: then we'll try letting you play with us and see," said
Pollyooly.
There came a faint murmur of protest from her friends, or rather from
her followers; and she added with comforting assurance:
"Oh, it's all right; you needn't worry about him; I'll see that he
behaves, myself."
With that assurance they were content--they had to be; the prince was
admitted to the circle; and Pollyooly picked him on her side.
It had the first innings; and the baron expected the prince to be put
in first. He was annoyed to observe that, as a mere matter of tactics,
since she was by far the fastest of her side, that Pollyooly took that
position herself. He was further annoyed when she put in her friend
Kathleen next, an act of sheer favouritism unjustified by Kathleen's
capacity; and after Kathleen she put in a little boy, and then another
little girl. As they played their innings, she stood beside the prince
and instructed him in the game. Once, since he appeared slow to grasp
her meaning, she caught him by the shoulder and shook him to make it
clearer. The Baron von Habelschwert ground his teeth. When at last
the prince did go in, the baron's heart swelled with proud expectation:
his gallant little charge would display to those English children (they
were neither high, nor well-born) the natural superiority of his royal
blood and race.
The prince, however, did not fulfil this loyal expectation. He hit the
ball, indeed, and in obedience to Pollyooly's shriek of instruction,
started to run. But he started to run the wrong way round. His side
shrieked as one child, as Pollyooly sprang upon him, swung him round,
and shoved him along in the right direction. She succeeded in
arresting his mad course at the first base by one of the shrillest
shrieks of "Stop!" that ever burst from human lung. The next time the
ball was hit she set him going again by a companion shriek; and with
others of a like piercing quality (they seemed to flow from her lungs
in an inexhaustible abundance) she guided him safely round the bases
and home. From the blundering, stumbling way he ran, her shrieks
seemed to be the only things in the world of which he was really
conscious.
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