Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor GirlJepson, Edgar
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Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor Girl
Jepson, Edgar
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction
The Honourable John Ruffin thought that a man of tact and amiability
could probably do it quite easily; but he did not say so. He thought
that such a statement might be inhospitable. They went on with their
tea in silence, the duke frowning over his luckless lot.
Then the Honourable John Ruffin said in a distinctly patient and
long-suffering tone:
"Well, what is it you want me to do for you this time?"
"I don't want you to do anything for me!" said the duke sharply.
"Then what have you come for?" said the Honourable John Ruffin in the
same distinctly patient and long-suffering tone.
The duke hesitated; then he said:
"Well, I want you to help me. I've got an idea."
The Honourable John Ruffin looked skeptical, indeed, and he said a
little wearily:
"_You_ have? What is it?"
The duke cleared his throat, assumed a portentous air, and said:
"I tell you I'm getting devilish sick of this business--living by
myself, without any family, and that sort of thing. And I've come to
the conclusion that it's time Caroline and I were reconciled--"
"High time," said the Honourable John Ruffin readily.
"I'm fond of Caroline--in a way--"
"Your own way--an obscure, secret way," said the Honourable John Ruffin
in a cheerful tone.
The duke scowled at him, but went on: "You don't know how contrary
Caroline is--"
"How should I? I'm not married to her," said the Honourable John
Ruffin patiently.
"Well, she is. And I've been thinking that if she found she was
getting her way without interference, she wouldn't want it any longer."
The keen grey eyes of the Honourable John Ruffin sparkled:
"By Jove! This is subtlety! Marriage makes Machiavellis of us all.
Continue, Solomon," he said, with more respect in his tone.
"But I couldn't think of any way of letting her know she was getting
it. It's no use writin' to those scoundrels of lawyers of hers and
telling them. She'd only think it was a trap; or she'd think I'd caved
in, and be so cockahoop we should never get any forrader. Then I got
the idea. It looks a bit roundabout, but I believe it'll work, I do
really. But it'll take a lot of working, and I'm wondering whether
that little housekeeper of yours--what's her name--Mary Bride--will be
up to it."
"What on earth has Pollyooly got to do with it?" cried the Honourable
John Ruffin.
"A lot," said the duke firmly. "You know how like Marion she is. Why,
even Mrs. Hutton, who'd been with Marion for years, couldn't tell them
apart. Well, I want Mary Bride to be Marion."
"The deuce you do!" cried the Honourable John Ruffin.
"Yes," said the duke in the tone of a man who had quite made up his
mind. "I want her to come and live at the court as Marion. I'm going
to run her as my daughter, Lady Marion Ricksborough."
"But what on earth for?" cried the Honourable John Ruffin in a tone of
the liveliest bewilderment.
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