Vespasian wore an air of offended dignity. “No, sar; these yar
decorations come off a lady ob i cibilisation: Missy Beresford donated
'em me. Says she, 'Massah Black'--yah! yah! She always nick-nominates
dis child Massa Black--'while I was praying Goramighty for self and
pickaninny, I seen you out of one corner of my eye admirationing my
rings; den just you take 'em,' says dat ar aristocracy: 'for I don't
admirationise 'em none: I've been shipwrecked.' So I took 'em wid
incredible condescension; and dat ar beautiful lady says to me, 'Oh, get
along wid your nonsense about coloured skins! I have inspectionated your
conduct, Massa Black, and likewise your performances on the slack rope,'
says she, 'in time of shipwreck: and darn me,' says she, 'but you are a
man, you are.' 'No, Missy,' says I superciliously, 'dis child am not a
man, if you please, but a coloured gemman.'” He added, he had put them
in his ears because the biggest would not go on his little finger.
Fullalove groaned. “And of course, the next thing, you'll ring
your snout like a pig or a Patagonian. There, come along, ye
darn'd--Anomaly.”
He was going to say “Cuss,” but remembering his pupil's late heroic
conduct, softened it down to Anomaly.
But Vespasian always measured the force of words by their length or
obscurity. “Anomaly” cut him to the heart: he rode off in moody silence
and dejection, asking himself sorrowfully what he had done that such a
mountain of vituperation should fall on him. “Anomaly!!”
They cantered along in silence; for Fullalove was digesting this new
trait in his pupil, and asking himself could he train it out, or must he
cross it out. Just outside the town they met Captain Robarts walking in;
he had landed three miles off down the coast. “Hallo!” said Fullalove.
“I suppose you thought I was drowned?” said Robarts spitefully; “but you
see I'm alive still.”
Fullalove replied, “Well, captain, that is only one mistake more you've
made, I reckon.”
About two English miles from the town they came to a long straight slope
up and down, where they could see a league before them; and there they
caught sight of David Dodd's tall figure mounting the opposite rise.
Behind him at some little distance were two men going the same way, but
on the grass by the roadside, whereas David was on the middle of the
road.
“He walks well for Jacky Tar,” said Fullalove.
“Iss, sar,” said Vespasian sulkily; “but dis 'Analogy' tink he not walk
so fast as those two behind him, cos they catch him up.”
Now Vespasian had hardly uttered these words when a thing occurred,
so sudden and alarming, that the speaker's eyes protruded, and he was
dumfounded a moment; the next a loud cry burst from both him and his
companion at once, and they lashed their horses to the gallop and went
tearing down the hill in a fury of rage and apprehension.
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