Alfred came in timidly, and was received with perfect benignity and
self-possession by Mrs. Dodd, but Julia's face was dyed with blushes,
and her eyes sparkled the eloquent praise she was ashamed to speak
before them all. But such a face as her scarce needed the help of a
voice at such a time. And indeed both the lovers' faces were a pretty
sight and a study. How they stole loving glances, but tried to keep
within bounds, and not steal more than three per minute! and how
unconscious they endeavoured to look the intervening seconds! and what
windows were the demure complacent visages they thought they were
making shutters of! Innocent love has at least this advantage over
melodramatic, that it can extract exquisite sweetness out of so small
a thing. These sweethearts were not alone, could not open their hearts,
must not even gaze too long; yet to be in the same room even on such
terms was a taste of Heaven.
“But, dear heart!” said Mrs. Maxley, “ye don't tell me what he ailed.
Ma'am, if you had seen him you would have said he was taken for death.”
“Pray what _is_ the complaint?” inquired Mrs. Dodd.
“Oh, didn't I tell ye? Poisoned.”
This intelligence was conveyed with true scientific calmness, and
received with feminine ejaculations of horror. Mrs. Maxley was indignant
into the bargain: “Don't ye go giving my house an ill name! We keeps no
poison.”
Sampson fixed his eyes sternly on her: “Wumman, ye know better: ye keep
strychnine, for th' use and delectation of your domestic animal.”
“Strychnine! I never heard tell of it. Is that Latin for arsenic?”
“Now isn't this lamentable? Why, arsenic is a mital; strychnine a
vigitable. N'hist me! Your man was here seeking strychnine to poison
his mouse; a harmless, domistic, necessary mouse. I told him mice were a
part of Nature as much as Maxleys, and life as sweet tit as tim: but he
was dif to scientific and chrisehin preceps; so I told him to go to the
Deevil: 'I will,' sis he, and went t' a docker. The two assassins have
poisoned the poor beastie between 'em; and thin, been the greatest miser
in the world, except one, he will have roasted his victim, and ate her
on the sly, imprignated with strychnine. 'I'll steal a march on t'other
miser,' sis he; and that's you: t' his brain flew the strychnine: his
brain sint it to his spinal marrow: and we found my lorrd bent like a
bow, and his jaw locked, and nearer knowin the great secret than any man
in England will be this year to live: and sairves the assassinating old
vagabin right.”
“Heaven forgive you, Doctor,” said Mrs. Maxley, half mechanically.
“For curin a murrderer? Not likely.”
Mrs. Maxley, who had shown signs of singular uneasiness during Sampson's
explanation, now rose, and said in a very peculiar tone she must go home
directly.
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