Skinner then confided to his principal how he had evaded Maxley and
saved the Bank; and the stratagem seemed so incredible and droll, that
they both laughed over it long and loud. And in fact it turned out a
first-rate practical jest: cost two lives.
While they were laughing, the young clerk looked in and said, “Captain
Dodd, to speak with you, sir!”
“Captain Dodd!!!” And all Mr. Hardie's forced merriment died away, and
his face betrayed his vexation for once. “Did you go and tell him I was
here?”
“Yes, sir: I had no orders; and he said you would be sure to see _him._”
“Unfortunate! Well, you may show him in when I ring your bell.”
The youngster being gone, Mr. Hardie explained to his new ally in a few
hurried words the danger that threatened him from Miss Julia Dodd. “And
now,” said he, “the women have sent her father to soften his. I shall
be told his girl will die if she can't have my boy, &c. As if I care who
lives or dies.”
On this Skinner got up all in a hurry and offered to go into the office.
“On no account,” said Mr. Hardie sharply. “I shall make my business with
you the excuse for cutting this love-nonsense mighty short. Take your
book to the desk, and seem buried in it.”
He then touched the bell, and both confederates fell into an attitude:
never were a pair so bent over their little accounts--lies, like
themselves.
Instead of the heart-broken father their comedy awaited, in came the
gallant sailor with a brown cheek reddened by triumph and excitement and
almost shouted in a genial jocund voice, “How d'ye do sir? It is a long
time since I came across your hawse.” And with this he held out his hand
cordially. Hardie gave his mechanically, and remained on his guard, but
somewhat puzzled. Dodd shook his cold hand heartily. “Well, sir, here
I am, just come ashore, and visiting you before my very wife; what d'ye
think of that?”
“I am highly honoured, sir,” said Hardie: then, rather stiffly and
incredulously, “and to what may I owe this extraordinary preference?
Will you be good enough to state the purport of this visit--briefly--as
Mr. Skinner and I are much occupied?”
“The purport? Why, what does one come to a banker about? I have got a
lot of money I want to get rid of.”
Hardie stared, but was as much on his guard as ever; only more and more
puzzled.
Then David winked at him with simple cunning, took out his knife, undid
his shirt, and began to cut the threads which bound the Cash to his
flannel.
At this Skinner wheeled round on his stool to look, and both he and Mr.
Hardie inspected the unusual pantomime with demure curiosity.
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