Mr. Hardie's eye fell directly on the basket, but it was empty. She
caught his glance, and told him she had emptied it in the dust-hole as
usual. Mr. Hardie uttered an angry exclamation. Betty, an old servant
of his wife's, resented it with due dignity by tossing her head as she
retired.
“There is no help for it,” said Mr. Hardie bitterly; “we must go and
grub in the dust-hole now.”
“Why, sir, your name is not on it, after all.”
“What does that matter? A man is bound by the act of his agent; besides,
it is my form, and my initials on the back. Come, let us put a good face
on the thing.” And he led the way to the kitchen, and got up a little
laugh, and asked the scullery-maid if she could show Mr. Skinner and him
the dust-hole. She stared, but obeyed, and the pair followed her, making
merry.
The dust-hole was empty.
The girl explained: “It is the dustman's day: he came at eleven o'clock
in the morning and carried all the dust away: and grumbled at the paper
and the bones, he did. So I told him beggars musn't be choosers: just
like his impudence! when he gets it for nothing, and sells it for a mint
outside the town.” The unwonted visitors left her in dead silence almost
before she had finished her sentence.
Mr. Hardie sat down in his parlour thoroughly discomposed; Skinner
watched him furtively.
At last the former broke out: “This is the devil's doing: the devil in
person. No intelligence nor ability can resist such luck. I almost wish
we had never meddled with it: we shall never feel safe, never be safe.”
Skinner made light of the matter, treated the receipt as thrown into the
sea. “Why, sir,” said he, “by this time it will have found its way to
that monstrous heap of ashes on the London Road; and who will ever look
for it there, or notice it if they find it?” Hardie shook his head:
“That monstrous heap is all sold every year to the farmers. That
receipt, worth L. 14,000 to me, will be strewed on the soil for
manure; then some farmer's man, or some farmer's boy that goes to the
Sunday-school, will read it, see Captain Dodd's name, and bring it to
Albion Villa, in hopes of a sixpence: a sixpence! Heaven help the man
who does a doubtful act and leaves damnatory evidence on paper kicking
about the world.”
From that hour the cash Hardie carried in his bosom, without a right to
it, began to blister.
He thought of telling the dustman he had lost a paper, and setting him
to examine the mountain of ashes on the London Road; but here caution
stepped in: how could he describe the paper without awakening curiosity
and defeating his own end? He gave that up. It was better to let the
sleeping dog lie.
Finally, he resolved to buy security in a world where after all one has
to buy everything: so he employed an adroit agent, and quietly purchased
that mountain, the refuse of all Barkington. But he felt so ill-used, he
paid for it in his own notes: by this means the treaty reverted to the
primitive form of barter*--ashes for rags.
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