“I know it, I know it!” cried Mrs. Dodd, kissing her; “I shall never
lose my daughter while she breathes. But I am losing my child. You are
turning to a woman visibly: and you were such a happy child. Hence my
misgivings, and these weak tears, which you have dried with a word:
see!” And she contrived to smile. “And now go down, dearest: he may be
impatient; men's love is so fiery.”
The next day Mrs. Dodd took Julia apart and asked her whether there was
an answer from Mr. Hardie. Julia replied, from Alfred, that Jane had
received a letter last night, and, to judge by the contents, Mr. Hardie
must have left London before Alfred's letter got there. “He is gone to
see poor Uncle Thomas.”
“Why do you call him 'poor?'”
“Oh, he is not very clever; has not much mind, Alfred says; indeed,
hardly any.”
“You alarm me, Julia!” cried Mrs. Dodd. “What? madness in the family you
propose to marry into?”
“Oh no, mamma,” said Julia, in a great hurry; “no madness; only a little
imbecility.”
Mrs. Dodd's lip curved at this Julian answer; but just then her mind
was more drawn to another topic. A serious doubt passed through her,
whether, if Mr. Hardie did not write soon, she ought not to limit his
son's attendance on her daughter. “He follows her about like a little
dog,” said she half fretfully.
Next day, by previous invitation, Dr. Sampson made Albion Villa his
head-quarters. Darting in from London, he found Alfred sitting very
close to Julia over a book.
“Lordsake!” cried he, “here's 'my puppy,' and 'm' enthusiast,' cheek
by chowl.” Julia turned scarlet, and Alfred ejaculated so loudly, that
Sampson inquired “what on airth was the matter now?”
“Oh, nothing; only here have I been jealous of my own shadow, and
pestering her who 'your puppy' was: and she never would tell me. All
I could get from her,” added he, turning suddenly from gratitude to
revenge, “was that he was no greater a puppy than yourself, doctor.”
“Oh, Alfred, no; I only said no vainer,” cried Julia in dismay.
“Well, it is true,” said Sampson contentedly, and proceeded to dissect
himself just as he would a stranger. “I am a vain man; a remarkably vain
man. But then I'm a man of great mirit.”
“All vain people are that,” suggested Alfred dryly.
“Who should know better than you, young Oxford? Y' have got a hidache.”
“No, indeed.”
“Don't tell lies now. Ye can't deceive me; man, I've an eye like a hawk.
And what's that ye're studying with her? Ovid, for a pound.”
“No; medicine; a treatise on your favourite organ, the brain, by one Dr.
Whately.”
“He is chaffing you, doctor,” said Edward; “it is logic. He is coaching
her; and then she will coach me.”
“Then I forbid the chaff-cutting, young Pidant. Logic is an ill plaster
to a sore head.”
“Oh, 'the labour we delight in, physics pain.'”
“Jinnyus, Jinnyus;
Take care o' your carkuss,”
retorted the master of doggrel. “And that is a profounder remark than
you seem to think, by your grinning, all of ye.”
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