American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
His unhappy friend heard him to the end without saying a word, and then in
a faint voice, observed, that there was yet one very striking feature
wanted to complete the character which he had been designing.
“You must make him,” said he, “force a friend who is dying to listen to a
comedy in five acts.”
Our collector has treasured up two or three tolerable anecdotes of that
artfullest of “dodgers,” Talleyrand, which, though not new to every body
are likely to have a novelty for some, and there fore may bear quoting.
After the Pope had excommunicated him, he is reported to have written to a
friend, saying, “Come and comfort me; come and sup with me. Every body is
going to refuse me fire and water; we shall therefore have nothing this
evening but iced meats, and drink nothing but wine.” When Louis XVIII., at
the restoration, praised Talleyrand for his talents and influence, the
latter modestly disclaimed the compliment, but added, with an arch
significance, “There is, however, some inexplicable thing about me which
prevents any government from prospering that attempts to set me aside.”
The next is exquisitely _diplomatic_. A banker, anxious about the rise or
fall of stocks, came once to Talleyrand for information respecting the
truth of a rumor that George III. had suddenly died, when the statesman
replied, in a confidential tone, “I shall be delighted if the information
I have to give be of any use to you.” The banker was enchanted at the
prospect of obtaining authentic intelligence from so high a source; and
Talleyrand, with a mysterious air continued, “Some say the King of England
is dead; others, that he is not dead; for my own part, I believe neither
the one nor the other. I tell you this in confidence, but do not commit
me.” No better parody on modern diplomacy could easily be written.
A CURIOUS PAGE OF FAMILY HISTORY.
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