Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VI, November 1850, Vol. IVarious
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VI, November 1850, Vol. I
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MISS JEMIMA, half pettishly, half coaxingly.--"Why is he interesting? I
scarcely ever looked at him; they say he smokes, and never eats. Ugly,
too!"
MRS. DALE.--"Ugly--no. A fine head--very like Dante's--but what is
beauty?"
MISS JEMIMA.--"Very true; what is it indeed? Yes, as you say, I think
there _is_ something interesting about him; he looks melancholy, but
that may be because he is poor."
MRS. DALE.--"It is astonishing how little one feels poverty when one
loves. Charles and I were very poor once--before the Squire--." Mrs.
Dale paused, looked toward the Squire, and murmured a blessing, the
warmth of which brought tears into her eyes. "Yes," she added, after a
pause, "we were very poor, but we were happy even then, more thanks to
Charles than to me," and tears from a new source again dimmed those
quick, lively eyes, as the little woman gazed fondly on her husband,
whose brows were knit into a black frown over a bad hand.
MISS JEMIMA.--"It is only those horrid men who think of money as a
source of happiness. I should be the last person to esteem a gentleman
less because he was poor."
MRS. DALE.--"I wonder the Squire does not ask Signor Riccabocca here
more often. Such an acquisition _we_ find him!"
The Squire's voice from the card table.--"Whom ought I to ask more
often, Mrs. Dale?"
Parson's voice impatiently.--"Come--come--come, Squire; play to my queen
of diamonds--do!"
SQUIRE.--"There, I trump it--pick up the trick, Mrs. H."
PARSON.--"Stop! stop! trump my diamond?"
The Captain, solemnly.--"Trick turned--play on, Squire."
SQUIRE.--"The king of diamonds."
MRS. HAZELDEAN.--"Lord! Hazeldean--why, that's the most barefaced
revoke--ha--ha--ha! trump the queen of diamonds and play out the king!
well I never--ha--ha--ha!"
CAPTAIN BARNABAS, in tenor.--"Ha, ha, ha!"
SQUIRE.--"And so I have, bless my soul--ho, ho, ho!"
CAPTAIN BARNABAS, in bass.--"Ho--ho--ho."
Parson's voice raised, but drowned by the laughter of his adversaries
and the firm clear tone of Captain Barnabas: "Three to our
score!--game!"
SQUIRE, wiping his eyes.--"No help for it, Harry--deal for me! Whom
ought I to ask, Mrs. Dale? (waxing angry). First time I ever heard the
hospitality of Hazeldean called in question!"
MRS. DALE.--"My dear sir, I beg a thousand pardons, but listeners--you
know the proverb."
SQUIRE, growling like a bear.--"I hear nothing but proverbs ever since
we have had that Mounseer among us. Please to speak plainly, marm."
MRS. DALE, sliding into a little temper at being thus roughly
accosted.--"It was of Mounseer, as you call him, that I spoke, Mr.
Hazeldean."
SQUIRE.--"What! Rickeybockey?"
MRS. DALE, attempting the pure Italian accentuation.--"Signor
Riccabocca."
PARSON, slapping his cards on the table in despair: "Are we playing at
whist, or are we not?"
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