Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VI, November 1850, Vol. IVarious
History
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VI, November 1850, Vol. I
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
eventually he saved the judicature and the Tyburn executive much trouble
and expense, by hanging himself in Bridewell.
The success of Mr. Charles Price has never been surpassed; and even
after the darkest era in the history of Bank forgeries--which dates from
the suspension of cash payments, in February, 1797--"Old Patch" was
still remembered as the Cæsar of Forgers.
FOOTNOTES:
[20] Bad orthography was by no means uncommon in the most
important documents at that period; the days of the week, in the
day-books of the Bank of England itself, are spelled in a variety
of ways.
[21] Francis's History of the Bank of England.
THE OLDEST INHABITANT OF THE PLACE DE GREVE.
The Police Courts of London have often displayed many a curious
character, many a strange scene, many an exquisite bit of dialogue; so
have the Police Courts in Ireland, especially at the Petty Sessions in
Kilrush; but we are not so well aware of how often a scene of rich and
peculiar humor occurs in the Police _tribuneaux_ of Paris. We will
proceed to give the reader a "taste of their quality."
An extremely old woman, all in rags, was continually found begging in
the streets, and the Police having good-naturedly let her off several
times, were at last obliged to take her in charge, and bring her into
the court. Several magistrates were sitting. The following dialogue took
place between the President and the old woman.
_President._--Now, my good woman, what have you to say for yourself? You
have been frequently warned by the Police, but you have persisted in
troubling people with begging.
_Old Woman (in a humble, quavering tone)._--Ah, Monsieur le President,
it is not so much trouble to other people as it is to me. I am a very
old woman.
_Pres._--Come, come, you must leave off begging, or I shall be obliged
to punish you.
_Old W._--But, Monsieur le President, I can not live without--I must
beg--pardon me, Monsieur--I am obliged to beg.
_Pres._--But I say you must not. Can you do no work?
_Old W._--Ah, no, Monsieur; I am too old.
_Pres._--Can't you sell something--little cakes--bonbons?
_Old W._--No, Monsieur, I can't get any little stock to begin with; and,
if I could, I should be robbed by the _gamins_, or the little girls, for
I'm not very quick, and can't see well.
_Pres._--Your relations must support you, then. You can not be allowed
to beg. Have you no son--no daughter--no grandchildren?
_Old W._--No, Monsieur; none--none--all my relations are dead.
_Pres._--Well then, your friends must give you assistance.
_Old W._--Ah, Monsieur, I have no friends; and, indeed, I never had but
one, in my life; but he too is gone.
_Pres._--And who was he?
_Old W._--Monsieur de Robespierre--_le pauvre, cher homme_! (The poor,
dear man!)
_Pres._--Robespierre!--why what did you know of him?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account