Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VII, December 1850, Vol. IIVarious
General
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. VII, December 1850, Vol. II
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American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
At another time, while traversing Little Russia, while the horses were
changing at a certain station, the emperor expressed his determination
to travel on foot for a few miles, ordering his people not to hasten
their arrangements, but to let him walk forward. Alone, with no mark of
distinction, dressed in a military great-coat, that gave no clew to the
rank of the wearer, the emperor traversed the town without attracting
attention, till he arrived at two roads, and found himself obliged to
inquire his way of an individual who was sitting before the door of the
last house smoking a pipe. This personage, like the emperor wore a
military great-coat, and by his pompous air seemed to entertain no small
opinion of his own consequence.
"My friend, can you tell me which of these roads will bring me to ----?"
asked the emperor.
The man of the pipe scanned him from head to foot, apparently surprised
at the presumption of a pedestrian, in speaking to such a dignitary as
himself, and between two puffs of smoke he growled out very disdainfully
the ungracious reply, "The right."
"Thank you, sir," said the emperor, raising his hat with the respect
this uncivil personage seemed by his manner to command. "Will you permit
me to ask you another question?"
"What do you want to know?"
"Your rank in the army, if you please."
"Guess," returned he of the pipe.
"Lieutenant, perhaps?"
"Go higher."
"Captain?" rejoined the emperor.
"Much higher;" and the smoker gave a consequential puff.
"Major, I presume?"
"Go on," replied the officer.
"Lieutenant-colonel?"
"Yes, you have guessed it at last, but you have taken some trouble to
discover my rank."
The low bow of the emperor made the man with the pipe conclude he was
speaking to an inferior, so, without much ceremony, he said, "Pray, who
are you? for I conclude you are in the army."
"Guess," replied the emperor, much amused with the adventure.
"Lieutenant?"
"Go on."
"Captain?"
"Much higher."
"Major?"
"You must still go on."
"Lieutenant-colonel?"
"You have not yet arrived at my rank in the army."
The officer took his pipe out of his mouth. "Colonel, I presume."
"You have not yet reached my grade."
The officer assumed a more respectful attitude. "Your Excellency is then
Lieutenant-general?"
"You are getting nearer the mark."
The puzzled lieutenant-colonel kept his helmet in his hand, and looked
stupid and alarmed.
"Then it appears to me that your Highness is Field-Marshal?"
"Make another attempt, and perhaps you will discover my real position."
"His Imperial Majesty!" exclaimed the officer, trembling with
apprehension, and dropping the pipe upon the ground, which was broken
into twenty pieces.
"The same, at your service," replied the emperor, laughing.
The poor lieutenant-colonel dropped upon his knees, uttering the words
in a pitiful tone, "Ah! sire, pardon me."
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