Here the ladies set up a cry of such indignation, that both Roland and myself endeavored to appease their wrath by hasty assurances that we utterly repudiated that damnable doctrine of Metellus Numidicus. My father, wholly unmoved, as soon as a sullen silence was established, recommenced--"Do not think, ladies," said he, "that you were without advocates at that day: there were many Romans gallant enough to blame the Censor for a mode of expressing himself which they held to be equally impolite and injudicious. 'Surely,' said they, with some plausibility, 'if Numidicus wished men to marry, he need not have referred so peremptorily to the disquietudes of the connection, and thus have made them more inclined to turn away from matrimony than given them a relish for it.' But against these critics one honest man (whose name of Titus Castricius should not be forgotten by posterity) maintained that Metellus Numidicus could not have spoken more properly; 'For remark,' said he, 'that Metellus was a censor, not a rhetorician. It becomes rhetoricians to adorn, and disguise, and make the best of things; but Metellus, _sanctus vir_--a holy and blameless man, grave and sincere to wit, and addressing the Roman people in the solemn capacity of Censor--was bound to speak the plain truth, especially as he was treating of a subject on which the observation of every day, and the experience of every life, could not leave the least doubt upon the mind of his audience.' Still Riccabocca, having decided to marry, has no doubt prepared himself to bear all the concomitant evils--as becomes a professed sage; and I own I admire the art with which Pisistratus has drawn the precise woman likely to suit a philosopher." Pisistratus bows, and looks round complacently; but recoils from two very peevish and discontented faces feminine. MR. CAXTON (completing his sentence.)--"Not only as regards mildness of temper and other household qualifications, but as regards the very _person_ of the object of his choice. For you evidently remembered, Pisistratus, the reply of Bias, when asked his opinion on marriage: [Greek: Êtoi kalên hexeis, ê aischran; kai ei kalên, hexeis koinên; ei dê aischran hexeis poinên.]" Pisistratus tries to look as if he had the opinion of Bias by heart, and nods acquiescingly.