Harper's New Monthly Magazine: No. XVI.—September, 1851—Vol. III.Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine: No. XVI.—September, 1851—Vol. III.
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"Poor fellow, so he is wandering again! There must be another blister
on!" exclaimed Mr. Edwards, compassionately. And by the time another
blister was put on, and more drugs had been administered, Joel's fever
was so far reduced that he was able to collect his thoughts and attempt
a description of the prodigious scenes he had gone through. "Why, that
was old Matthew Filkins and his two big sons whom you took for demons,"
shouted Mr. Edwards, as he listened attentively to Joel's account of his
midnight adventures. "Mat is a teetotaller, and thinks nothing of
parceling a man to Beelzebub if he gets drunk; and between ourselves,
brother Joel, I do not think that Matthew is far wrong, for drunkenness
is the high-road to ruin at all times."
"Yes, yes, I know that," groaned Joel. "But they put me in a coffin,
and rowed me away. How do I come _here_? Oh, I am a doomed man! I am a
doomed man! I shall not be long out of my real coffin!"
"Not if you go on like this, my brother," replied Mr. Edwards,
impressively, and with a serious air. "You have received a severe
contusion on the head, besides other injuries; and it is absolutely
necessary that you be kept quiet, and discard these foolish fancies. Old
Matthew Filkins is our only undertaker hereabouts; his workshop and
wood-yard are close to the river side, and by water he frequently
conveys his dismal but needful burdens. The wooden box in which he laid
you for safety was required urgently for the body of a poor lad who died
of infectious fever, and was laid in his mother's hovel midst living
brothers and sisters. Mat is a kind-hearted man, and he did that for the
poor widow which he would have scrupled to do for a rich one; though
night or day on the river is all the same to him, for he could guide a
boat blindfold: man and boy, for seventy years, Matthew Filkins has
journeyed on that highway. He thought that he was doing best by you; he
found, by a letter in your coat-pocket, that you came from 'The Swan,'
Wood End, and, as he dropped down stream past our door, he deposited
_you_, brother Joel, on the threshold where we found you, in a sad state
indeed. I believe old Mat considered his dismal box tainted from having
had one in your state in it, far more so than when it contained the
remains of the poor boy for whom it was destined."
"And so it was, so it was, brother Edwards," exclaimed the penitent and
humbled Joel; "and before I am put in a coffin again, I deserve to be
buried alive if I am not a reformed man. When I get drunk _again_, may I
be hurled into the pools of Ellendeen, along with the little misses of
respected memory. But I say, brother, we must keep this mishap a secret
from Patty, for she would be hard of belief as to it's being a reality,
as you say it is; she would stick to the warning, and make sure I was a
doomed man."
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