Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXIII.—April, 1852.—Vol. IV.: NoneVarious
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXIII.—April, 1852.—Vol. IV.: None
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American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
I awoke in a mood sufficiently benign to receive an apology. The man had
forgotten me when he turned off the high road, and had taken me half a
league into the country. Where was the harm, honest wagoner? I am not
going any where; "I am only going to Paradise." There was no village of
that name in the neighborhood, he said; but he had no doubt I would be
pleased to see the grounds of the chateau. Of course, I had come on
purpose for that. I handed him his _pour-boire_. "Drink my health, good
man, and injure your own. Let us see these grounds.'" The man showed me
through a meadow near the farm (to which he belonged) and left me,
tossing the silver piece I had given him in his hard hand. I soon
observed that the place was worth seeing.
A hasty glance showed it to be a fragment of wild nature, occupied in
its original state, and barricaded against civilization. There were
woods, and solitary trees, and lakes, and streams of sufficient
dimensions for grandeur; and, when once the wall disappeared amidst the
heavy foliage, I could at first discern no traces whatever of the
presence of man. However, on closer examination, I discovered that
nature had been improved upon; that all objects which might ungraciously
intercept the view, or deform a landscape, had been removed. There were
no sham ruins nor artificial cascades; but the stranger's steps were
led, by some ingenious process of plantation, insensibly to the best
points of view. I felt, and was thankful, for the presence of the art
which so industriously endeavored to conceal itself; but being, at that
time, as most young men are, inclined to compare great things with
small--thinking to be epigrammatic and knowing--I exclaimed aloud: "The
toilet of this park has been admirably performed."
"A vulgar idea, vulgarly expressed," said a clear, firm voice above me.
I looked up, thinking that somebody was hidden in a tree; and, to my
surprise, saw a young woman, upon a fine large horse, holding a
riding-whip playfully over my head. She had approached across the turf
unheard; and had heard my exclamation, which, I assure you, was meant
for no ears but my own.
"Madam," replied I, when I had recovered from my confusion, "I think you
misunderstand me. There is no vulgarity in comparing a prospect in which
every superfluity is thus tastefully pruned away, to a woman who,
instead of loading herself with ornaments, uses the arts of the toilet
to display all her beauties to the best advantage."
"The explanation will not do," she replied. "It wants frankness. Your
phrase simply meant that you were ashamed of the admiration this view
had at first excited; and that you thought it necessary to exert the
manly privilege of contempt. If I had not seen you yonder using your
sketch-book, I should take you for a traveling hair-dresser."
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