Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. VVarious
History
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. V
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
"Most extraordinary!" said Miss Flite, smiling brightly. "You never
heard of such a thing, my dear! Every Saturday, Conversation Kenge,
or Guppy (clerk to Conversation K.), places in my hand a paper of
shillings. Shillings. I assure you! Always the same number in the
paper. Always one for every day in the week. Now you know, really!
So well-timed, is it not? Ye-es! From whence do these papers come,
you say? That is the great question. Naturally. Shall I tell you
what _I_ think? _I_ think," said Miss Flite, drawing herself back
with a very shrewd look, and shaking her right forefinger in a most
significant manner, "that the Lord Chancellor, aware of the length
of time during which the Great Seal has been open (for it has been
open a long time!) forwards them. Until the Judgment I expect, is
given. Now that's very creditable, you know. To confess in that way
that he _is_ a little slow for human life. So delicate! Attending
Court the other day--I attend it regularly--with my documents--I
taxed him with it, and he almost confessed. That is, I smiled at him
from my bench, and _he_ smiled at me from his bench. But it's great
good fortune, is it not? And Fitz-Jarndyce lays the money out for me
to great advantage. O, I assure you to the greatest advantage!"
I congratulated her (as she addressed herself to me) upon this
fortunate addition to her income, and wished her a long continuance
of it. I did not speculate upon the source from which it came, or
wonder whose humanity was so considerate. My Guardian stood before
me, contemplating the birds, and I had no need to look beyond him.
"And what do you call these little fellows, ma'am?" said he in his
pleasant voice. "Have they any names?"
"I can answer for Miss Flite that they have," said I, "for she
promised to tell us what they were. Ada remembers?"
Ada remembered very well.
"Did I?" said Miss Flite.--"Who's that at my door? What are you
listening at my door for, Krook?"
The old man of the house, pushing it open before him, appeared there
with his fur-cap in his hand, and his cat at his heels.
"_I_ warn't listening, Miss Flite," he said. "I was going to give a
rap with my knuckles, only you're so quick!"
"Make your cat go down. Drive her away!" the old lady angrily
exclaimed.
"Bah, bah!--There ain't no danger, gentle-folks," said Mr. Krook,
looking slowly and sharply from one to another, until he had looked
at all of us; "she'd never offer at the birds when I was here,
unless I told her to do it."
"You will excuse my landlord," said the old lady with a dignified
air. "M, quite M! What do you want, Krook, when I have company?"
"Hi!" said the old man. "You know I am the Chancellor."
"Well?" returned Miss Flite. "What of that?"
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