Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. VVarious
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. V
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"I never shoot any rifle but my own, and that is at home," said the
young orator.
"No matter," quickly responded the hunter, "here's _Old Bess_; she
never failed yet in the hands of a marksman. She has put a bullet
through many a squirrel's head at a hundred yards, and day-light
through many a red-skin _twice_ that distance. If you can shoot
_any_ gun, young man, you can shoot 'Old Bess!'"
"Very well, then," replied Mr. Clay, "put up your mark! put up your
mark!"
The target was placed at about the distance of eighty yards, when,
with all the coolness and steadiness of an old experienced marksman,
he drew "Old Bess" to his shoulder, and fired. The bullet pierced
the target near the centre.
"Oh, that's a chance-shot! a chance-shot!" exclaimed several of his
political opponents; "he might shoot all day, and not hit the mark
again. Let him try it over!--let him try it over!"
"No, no," retorted Mr. Clay, "_beat that_, and _then_ I will!"
As no one seemed disposed to make the attempt, it was considered
that he had given satisfactory proof of being, as he said, "the best
shot in the county;" and this unimportant incident gained him the
vote of every hunter and marksman in the assembly, which was
composed principally of that class of persons, as well as the
support of the same throughout the county. Mr. Clay was frequently
heard to say: "I had never before fired a rifle, and have not
since!"
It was in turning little things like these to account, that Mr.
Clay, in the earlier period of his career, was so remarkable. Two
other instances in this kind, although not new, may be appropriately
mentioned in this connection.
In 1805 an attempt was made to obtain the removal of the capital
from Frankfort, Kentucky. Mr. Clay, in a speech delivered at the
time, reverted to the physical appearance of the place, as
furnishing an argument in favor of the proposed removal. Frankfort
is walled in on all sides by towering, rocky precipices, and in its
general conformation, is not unlike a great pit. "It presents," said
Mr. Clay, in his remarks upon the subject, "the model of an inverted
hat. Frankfort is the body of the hat, and the lands adjacent are
the brim. To change the figure, it is Nature's great penitentiary;
and if the members would know the bodily condition of the
prisoners, let them look at those poor creatures in the gallery."
As he said this, he directed the attention of the members of the
Legislature to some half-dozen emaciated, spectre-like specimens of
humanity, who happened to be moping about there, looking as if they
had just stolen a march from the grave-yard. On observing the eyes
of the House thus turned toward them, and aware of their ill-favored
aspect, they screened themselves with such ridiculous precipitancy
behind the pillars and railing, as to cause the most violent
laughter. This well-directed hit was successful; and the House gave
their votes in favor of the measure.
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