Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. VVarious
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. V
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"Why, sir, I was standing in the vestibule of the house, when the
writer came up and introduced to me a gentleman who accompanied him;
and I asked him what right he had to introduce that man to me, and
told him that the man had just as good a right to introduce _him_ to
me; whereat he was very indignant, said I had treated him
scandalously, and turning on his heel, went away. I think that must
have made him write the letter."
"Don't you think he was _a little out of his head_ to talk in that
way?" asked Mr. Clay.
"Why, I've been thinking about that," said Randolph: "I _have_ some
doubts respecting his sanity."
"Well, that being the case, would it not be the wisest course
not to bring the matter before the House? I will direct the
sergeant-at-arms to keep a sharp look-out for the man, and to cause
him to be arrested should he attempt any thing improper."
Mr. Randolph acquiesced in this opinion, and nothing more was ever
heard of the subject.
Another incident, touching Mr. Clay and Mr. Randolph, will be read
with interest:
At one time Mr. Randolph, in a strain of most scorching irony, had
indulged in some personal taunts toward Mr. Clay, commiserating his
ignorance and limited education, to whom Mr. Clay thus replied:
"Sir, the gentleman from Virginia was pleased to say, that in one
point at least he coincided with me--in an humble estimate of my
philological acquirements. Sir, I know my deficiencies. I was born
to no proud patrimonial estate from my father. I inherited only
infancy, ignorance, and indigence. I feel my defects: but, so far as
my situation in early life is concerned, I may without presumption
say, they are more my misfortune than my fault. But, however I may
deplore my inability to furnish to the gentleman a better specimen
of powers of verbal criticism, I will venture to say my regret is
not greater than the disappointment of this committee, as to the
strength of his argument."
The particulars of the duel between Mr. Randolph and Mr. Clay may be
unknown to some of our readers. The eccentric descendant of
Pocahontas appeared on the ground in a huge morning gown. This
garment constituted such a vast circumference that the "locality of
the swarthy Senator," was at least a matter of very vague
conjecture. The parties exchanged shots, and the ball of Mr. Clay
hit the centre of the visible object, but Mr. Randolph was not
there! The latter had fired in the air, and immediately after the
exchange of shots he walked up to Mr. Clay, parted the folds of his
gown, pointed to the hole where the bullet of the former had pierced
his coat, and, in the shrillest tones of his piercing voice,
exclaimed, "Mr. Clay, you owe me a coat--you owe me a coat!" to
which Mr. Clay replied, in a voice of slow and solemn emphasis, at
the same time pointing directly at Mr. Randolph's heart, "Mr.
Randolph, I thank God that I am no _deeper_ in your debt!"
The annexed rejoinder aptly illustrates Mr. Clay's readiness at
repartee:
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