Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. VVarious
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. V
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
"I was particularly struck with the air of respect and of admiration
with which his officers uniformly treated General Washington."
M. de Broglie makes mention of the meeting of Washington and Gates,
after their unfortunate difference, and speaks in high praise of the
conduct of both. He furthermore suggests that the assignment of the
chief command of the army to General Greene was owing to a certain
feeling of jealousy which Washington entertained for the reputation
of Gates: a suggestion, which neither contemporaneous history, or
the relative merits of Greene and of Gates would confirm.
It is not a little singular how greedy we become to learn the most
trivial details of the private life of the men we admire. Who would
not welcome nowadays any _bona fide_ contemporaneous account of the
meals or dress of William Shakspeare, or of Francis Bacon? And what
a jewel of a spirit that would be, who would make some pleasant
letter-writer for the Tribune, the _medium_ of communicating to us
what colored coat Shakspeare wore when he wooed Ann Hathaway, and
how much wine he drank for the modeling of Jack Falstaff! Were there
no Boswells in those days, whose spirits might be coaxed into
communicative rappings about the king of the poets? We recommend the
matter, in all sincerity, to the Misses Media.
* * * * *
A French court-room is not unfrequently as "good as a play:" besides
which, the Paris reporters have a dainty way of working up the
infirmities of a weak wicked man into a most captivating story. They
dramatize, even to painting the grave nod of the judge; and will
work out a farce from a mere broken bargain about an ass!--as one
may see from this trial of Léonard Vidaillon.
Léonard Vidaillon, as brave a cooper as ever hammered a hoop, having
retired from business, bethought him of buying an equipage for his
family; but hesitated between the purchase of a pony or a donkey.
"A pony," said he, to himself, "is a graceful little beast, genteel,
_coquet_, and gives a man a 'certain air;' but on the other hand,
your pony is rather hard to keep, and costly to equip. The donkey
takes care of himself--eats every thing--wants no comb or brush;
but, unfortunately, is neither vivacious or elegant."
In the midst of this embarrassment, an old friend recommended to
him--a mule. With this idea flaming in his thought, Léonard ran over
all of Paris in search of a mule, and ended with finding, at the
stable of a worthy donkey-drover, a little mule of a year old--of
"fine complexion"--smaller than a horse--larger than a donkey--with
a lively eye--in short, such a charming little creature as bewitched
the cooper, and secured the sale.
The price was a hundred francs, it being agreed that the young mule
should have gratuitous nursing of its donkey-mother for three
months; at the expiration of which time our cooper should claim his
own.
The next scene opens in full court.
Léonard, the defendant, is explaining.
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