Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. VVarious
History
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVII, August 1852, Vol. V
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
"Easterly wind?" said his visitor, walking toward the window; "I
don't think the wind is east--yes it is, indeed."
"Ay, sir, and has been for these six weeks," answered Parr, sharply.
"I could tell it by my own sensations, without looking at the
weather-cock."
"Why, Doctor," answered the other, "the wind was west yesterday:
that I know; and I thought it was west to-day."
"Then you thought like a fool, sir," answered Parr. "A man who can
not tell when the wind is in the east, has no right to think at all.
Let him look at the weather-cock."
"But the weather-cock may be rusty," answered the other; "and your
weather-cock must be rusty if it pointed to the east yesterday; for
it blew pretty smartly from the west all day."
"Do you think I am a fool, sir: do you think I am a liar?" asked
Parr, angrily.
"No; but you may be mistaken, Doctor," replied the other. "Even
Solomon, as you know, made a mistake sometimes; and you are mistaken
now; and the weather-cock too. Look at the clouds: they are coming
rapidly from the west. If you would take my advice, you would look
to our friend there on the top of the steeple."
"I will, sir--I will this moment," replied Parr; and ringing the
bell violently, he ordered his servant to take the village carpenter
and a bottle of oil, and have the weather-cock examined and greased.
He and his visitor watched the whole proceeding from the window--the
bringing forth of the ladders, the making them fast with ropes, the
perilous ascent, and then the long operations which seemed much more
complicated than the mere process of greasing the rusty
weather-cock. "What can the fools be about?" said Parr. In the end,
however, the deed, whatever it was, was done; and the servant and
the carpenter descended, and came toward the house. By this time the
weather-cock had whirled round, pointing directly to the west, and
the Doctor asked eagerly, as soon as the men appeared. "Well,
sir--well: what prevented the vane from turning?"
"A large nail, sir," answered the man.
"I will never trust a weather-cock again," cried Parr.
"Nor your own sensations either, Doctor," said his friend, "unless
you are very sure they are right ones; for if you pin them to a
weather-cock, there may be people who will find it for their
interest to pin the weather-cock to the post."
The two poor pupils from that day forward lost their advantage; but
they had six weeks of fun out of it, and, like the fishes in the
Arabian tale, "were content."
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