Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850Various
General
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
An alderman of the ancient borough of Beetlebury, and churchwarden of
the parish of St. Wulfstan's, in the said borough, Mr. Blenkinsop might
have been called, in the language of the sixteenth century, a man of
worship. This title would probably have pleased him very much, it being
an obsolete one, and he entertaining an extraordinary regard for all
things obsolete, or thoroughly deserving to be so. He looked up with
profound veneration to the griffins which formed the waterspouts of St.
Wulfstan's church, and he almost worshiped an old boot under the name of
a black jack, which on the affidavit of a foresworn broker, he had
bought for a drinking-vessel of the sixteenth century. Mr. Blenkinsop
even more admired the wisdom of our ancestors than he did their
furniture and fashions. He believed that none of their statutes and
ordinances could possibly be improved on, and in this persuasion had
petitioned parliament against every just or merciful change, which,
since he had arrived at man's estate, had been in the laws. He had
successively opposed all the Beetlebury improvements, gas, water-works,
infant schools, mechanics' institute, and library. He had been active in
an agitation against any measure for the improvement of the public
health, and being a strong advocate of intra-mural interment, was
instrumental in defeating an attempt to establish a pretty cemetery
outside Beetlebury. He had successfully resisted a project for removing
the pig-market from the middle of High-street. Through his influence the
shambles, which were corporation property, had been allowed to remain
where they were, namely, close to the Town-hall, and immediately under
his own and his brethren's noses. In short, he had regularly,
consistently, and nobly done his best to frustrate every scheme that was
proposed for the comfort and advantage of his fellow creatures. For this
conduct he was highly esteemed and respected, and, indeed, his hostility
to any interference with disease, had procured him the honor of a public
testimonial; shortly after the presentation of which, with several neat
speeches, the cholera broke out in Beetlebury.
The truth is, that Mr. Blenkinsop's views on the subject of public
health and popular institutions were supposed to be economical (though
they were, in truth, desperately costly), and so pleased some of the
rate-payers. Besides, he withstood ameliorations, and defended nuisances
and abuses with all the heartiness of an actual philanthropist.
Moreover, he was a jovial fellow--a boon companion; and his love of
antiquity leant particularly toward old ale and old port wine. Of both
of these beverages he had been partaking rather largely at a
visitation-dinner, where, after the retirement of the bishop and his
clergy, festivities were kept up till late, under the presidency of the
deputy-registrar. One of the last to quit the Crown and Mitre was Mr.
Blenkinsop.
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