Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
The man recovered, and in due time appeared before the door of the
synagogue, driving before him a goodly ox, and carrying under one arm a
large, black Spanish cock. The people were coming out of the synagogue,
and several Jewish butchers, after artistically examining the fine, fat
beast, asked our convalescent what might be the price of the ox. "This
ox," replied the owner, "I value at _two shillings_ (I substitute
English money); but the cock," he added, ostentatiously exhibiting
chanticleer, "I estimate at _twenty pounds_." The butchers laughed at
him; they thought he was in joke. However, as he gravely persisted that
he was in earnest, one of them, taking him at his word, put down two
shillings for the ox. "Softly, my good friend," rejoined the seller, "_I
have made a vow not to sell the ox without the cock_; you must buy both,
or be content with neither." Great was the surprise of the bystanders,
who could not conceive what perversity possessed their wealthy neighbor.
But the cock being value for two shillings, and the ox for twenty
pounds, the bargain was concluded, and the money paid.
Our worthy Jew now walks up to the Rabbi, cash in hand. "This," said he,
handing the two shillings, "I devote to the service of the synagogue,
being the price of the ox, which I had vowed; and this, placing the
twenty pounds in his own bosom, is lawfully mine own, for is it not the
price of the cock?" "And what did your neighbors say of the transaction?
Did they not think this rich man an arrant rogue?" "Rogue!" said my
friend, repeating my last words with some amazement, "they considered
him a pious and a _clever_ man." Sharp enough, thought I; but delicate
about exposing my ignorance, I judiciously held my peace.
[From Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine.]
THE MODERN ARGONAUTS.
I.
You have heard the ancient story,
How the gallant sons of Greece,
Long ago, with Jason ventured
For the fated Golden Fleece;
How they traversed distant regions,
How they trod on hostile shores;
How they vexed the hoary Ocean
With the smiting of their oars;--
Listen, then, and you shall hear another wondrous tale,
Of a second Argo steering before a prosperous gale!
II.
From the southward came a rumor,
Over sea and over land;
From the blue Ionian islands,
And the old Hellenic strand,
That the sons of Agamemnon,
To their faith no longer true,
Had confiscated the carpets
Of a black and bearded Jew!
Helen's rape, compared to this, was but an idle toy,
Deeper guilt was that of Athens than the crime of haughty Troy.
III.
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