Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850Various
General
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. 1. No 1, June 1850
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
She talked the matter well over with her father. The general was the
most testy, cross, and unreasonable of old men; always out of humor,
because always suffering, and always jealous of every body's influence
and authority, because he was now too weak and helpless to rule his
family with a rod of iron, such as he, the greatest of martinets, had
wielded in better days in his regiment and in his household alike. He
suffered himself to be governed by Randall, and by nobody else; because
in yielding to Randall, there was a sort of consciousness of the
exercise of free will. He _ought_ to be influenced by his gentle wife,
and clever, sensible daughter; but there was no reason on earth, but
because he _chose_ to do it, that he should mind what Randall said.
"I hate the whole pack of them! I know well enough what sort of a
creature you'll bring among us, Catherine. A whining, methodistical old
maid, with a face like a hatchet, and a figure as if it had been pressed
between two boards, dressed in a flimsy cheap silk, of a dingy brown
color, with a cap like a grenadier's. Your mother and she will be
sitting moistening their eyes all day long over the sins of mankind;
and, I'll be bound, my own sins won't be forgotten among them. Oh! I
know the pious creatures, of old. Nothing they hate like a poor old
veteran, with a naughty word or two in his mouth now and then. Never
talk to me, Catherine, I can't abide such cattle."
"Dearest papa, what a picture you _do_ draw! just to frighten yourself.
Why, Lettice Arnold is only about nineteen, I believe; and though she's
not particularly pretty, she's the pleasantest-looking creature you ever
saw. And as for bemoaning herself over her neighbors' sins, I'll be
bound she's not half such a Methodist as Randall."
"Randall is a very pious, good woman, I'd have you to know, Miss
Catherine."
"I'm sure I hope she is, papa; but you must own she makes a great fuss
about it. And I really believe, the habit she has of whispering and
turning up the whites of her eyes, when she hears of a neighbor's
peccadillos, is one thing which sets you so against the righteous,
dearest papa; now, you know it is."
"You're a saucy baggage. How old is this thing you're trying to put upon
us, did you say?"
"Why, about nineteen, or, perhaps, twenty. And then, who's to read to
you, papa, when I am gone, and play backgammon? You know mamma must
_not_ read, on account of her chest, and she plays so badly, you say, at
backgammon; and it's so dull, husband and wife playing, you know." (Poor
Mrs. Melwyn dreaded, of all things, backgammon; she invariably got
ridiculed if she played ill, and put her husband into a passion if she
beat him. Catherine had long taken this business upon herself.)
"Does she play backgammon tolerably? and can she read without drawling
or galloping?"
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