Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
A pastor's marriage is always a season of great interest and amusement.
In this case it was unusually diverting from the singular innocence of
the gentleman about all household affairs. He showed all the solicitude
of which he was capable to have every thing right and comfortable for
Joanna; but his ideas were so extraordinary, that his friends suspected
that he had been quizzed by certain youths of his congregation, who had
indeed made solemn suggestions to him about dredging-boxes and
rolling-pins, and spigots, and ball-irons, and other conveniences, the
names of which were strange to him. He had promised to leave the whole
concern of furnishing in the hands of a discreet lady and her daughters,
with a power of appeal to Mrs. Carey in doubtful cases; but when these
mysterious names had been lying on his mind for some days, he could not
help making inquiries and suggestions, which brought nothing but
laughter upon him. Mr. and Mrs. Carey thought the quizzing went rather
too far; but Joanna did not seem to mind it.
"His head should not be stuffed with nonsense," observed Mr. Carey to
his wife, "when business that he really ought to be attending to is left
undone."
"You mean the Life Insurance," replied she. "Why do you not remind him
of it?"
"I believe I must. But it is not a pleasant thing to do. No man in his
circumstances ought to need to be spoken to more than once. However, I
have to suggest to him to insure all this pretty furniture that his
friends are giving him; and while I am speaking about the Fire
Insurance, I can easily mention the more important one."
"I should feel no difficulty," observed Mrs. Carey. "He will be purely
thankful to you for telling him what he ought to do."
An opportunity soon occurred. The presents came in fast: the Careys were
consulted about how to stow them all. One evening at supper, the
conversation naturally turned--as it probably does in every house--on
what should be saved first in case of fire. Mr. Carey asked Mr. Ellison
whether his landlord had not insured the cottage, and whether he himself
was not thinking of insuring the furniture from fire.
Instant opposition arose from Mr. Carey's second daughter, Charlotte,
who declared that she could not bear to think of such a thing. She
begged that nobody would speak of such a thing. Indeed, she wondered
that any body could. When induced to explain the emotions with which
her mind was laboring, she declared her horror that any one belonging to
her could feel that any money could compensate for the loss of the
precious things, such as old letters, and fond memorials, which perish
in a fire.
"How old are you, my dear?" inquired her father.
"Sixteen, papa."
"Indeed! I should have taken you to be six years younger. I should
wonder at a child of ten talking so sillily as you are doing."
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