Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851
Various
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Vandille is one of the most remarkable characters, as a miser, that is
to be found among the eccentric biographies of France. His riches were
immense, and his avarice and parsimony extreme. He hired a miserable
garret in one of the most obscure parts of Paris, and paid a poor woman
a sou a day to wait upon him. Excepting once a week, his diet was never
varied; bread and milk for breakfast; the same for dinner, and the same
for supper, all the week round. On a Sunday he ventured to indulge in a
glass of sour wine, and he strove to satisfy the compunctions of
conscience by bestowing, in charity, a farthing every Sabbath. This
munificence, which incurred an expenditure of one shilling and a penny
per annum, he carefully noted down; and just before his death he found,
with some degree of regret, that during his life he had disbursed no
less than forty-three shillings and fourpence. Forty-three shillings and
fourpence! prodigious generosity for the richest man in France! Vandille
had been a magistrate at Boulogne, and while in that office he partly
maintained himself, free of cost, by constituting himself milk-taster
general at the market. He would munch his scrap of bread, and wash it
down with these gratuitous draughts. By such parsimonious artifices, and
a most penurious course of life, he succeeded in amassing an enormous
fortune, and was in a position to lend vast sums of money to the French
government. When he had occasion to journey from Boulogne to Paris, he
avoided the expence of coach-fare by proceeding on foot; and, lest he
should be robbed, he never carried more than threepence in his pocket,
although he had a distance of a hundred and thirty miles before him. If
he found this sum insufficient, he would profess poverty, and beg from
the passengers on the road a trifle to help him on. In the year 1735,
Vandille, the miser, was worth nearly eight hundred thousand pounds! He
used to boast that this vast accumulation sprang from a single shilling.
The winter of the year 1734 had been very cold and bitter, and the miser
felt inclined to purchase a little extra fuel in the summer time, to
provide, to some extent, against the like severity in the ensuing
winter. He heard a man pass the street with wood to sell; he haggled for
an unconscionable time about the price, and at last completed his
bargain, at the lowest possible rate. Avarice had made the miser
dishonest, and he stole from the poor woodman several logs. In his
eagerness to carry them away, and hide his ill-gotten store, he
overheated his blood, and produced a fever. For the first time in his
life, he sent for a surgeon. "I wish to be bled," said he; "what is your
charge?" "Half a livre," was the reply. The demand was deemed
extortionate, and the surgeon was dismissed. He then sent for an
apothecary, but he was also considered too high; and he at last sent for
a poor barber, who agreed to open the vein for threepence a time. "But,
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