Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851Various
History
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. III, No. XVII, October 1851
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
After I had sighed and burned a considerable time, I made up my mind to
proceed to the declaration of my love. It is true I was still very
young, not three-and-twenty; but I thought myself quite old enough,
being a lieutenant, the son of a father who always spoke of "my wife" as
the greatest happiness of his life; besides which I had derived from my
home the most beautiful impressions of domestic life. Hence I always
represented to myself the highest good in the world under the image of
"my wife."
Having duly considered the various forms of love proposals, I went one
fine day to Greendale, carrying with me, and near to my heart, a
moss-rose in a garden-pot. The roads were execrable, and I was well-nigh
shaken to pieces; but the smile of my beautiful Rose would, I was well
assured, reward me for all my trouble. In imagination I heard myself
constantly asseverating "I love you!" and heard her as constantly
replying, "I love you!" As regarded our domestic establishment, I had
not as yet thought as much about it as one of our favorite bards, who,
before he married, provided himself with a cask of flour, a coffee-pot,
and a frying-pan. I thought only of "a cottage and a heart." I saw
around my cottage multitudes of roses, and within it, my Rose and
myself. As for every thing else, all would be provided for by my
excellent father.
As soon as I arrived at Greendale, I found there two other gentlemen
quite as much in love, and quite as much enchanted by the fascinating
young lady, as I was. I pitied the unfortunate youths, because they had
infatuated themselves with the hope of a happiness which no one, I
believed, should aspire to but myself. We were all old acquaintances;
and, as it is not our habit to put our light under a bushel, I was
determined to give my rivals a little hint of my advantageous prospects.
I raised, therefore, somewhat the vail which had concealed my modest
confidence. But then came curious revelations! My rivals, animated by my
example, lifted likewise the vail from their respective prospects; and,
behold, we all three stood in precisely the same position. We all
sighed; we all hoped; we all had _souvenirs_ that we kissed in secret;
and they all were, as it were, serpents, and bit their own tails.
At these unexpected revelations we all exclaimed, "Ah!" and left
Greendale together, each going his own way. My father was a little
surprised to see me return so soon.
"My dear Constantine," said he, "I thought you intended to stay at
Greendale a much longer time?"
"Yes," I replied with a pensive air, taking at the same moment, a large
mouthful of bread-and-butter; "yes; but I altered my mind when I got
there."
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