Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
The word was scarcely half out, when Bonaparte made a bound on the floor
like a wounded leopard. A towering passion seized him; he became yellow
with ire. He bit his lips almost to bleeding as he strode to the end of
the room. He no longer paced round in circles; he went straight from
end to end without uttering a word, stamping with his feet as he swept
along, and making the room resound as he struck the floor with his
spurred heels. Every thing around him seemed to vibrate; the very
curtains waved like trees in a storm. At length the pent-up rage found
vent, and burst forth like a bombshell which explodes, "Comedian, say
you? Ah, ha! I am he that will play you comedies to make you weep like
women and children. Comedian, indeed! But you are greatly mistaken if
you think you can play off on me, with impunity, your cool-blooded
insolence. Comedian! Where is my theatre, pray, and what? 'Tis the
world, and the part which I play is that of master and author; while for
actors I have the whole of you--popes, kings, and people; and the cord
by which I move you all is--_fear!_ Comedian, say you? But he who would
dare to hiss me or applaud should be made of different stuff from you,
Signor Chiaramonti! Know you not well that you would still be merely a
poor curé but for me, and that if I did not wear a serious air when I
salute you, France would laugh and scorn yourself and your tiara? Three
or four years ago, who would pronounce aloud the name of the founder of
your system? Pray, then, who would have spoken of the pope? Comedian,
eh! Sire, ye take footing rather quickly among us. And so, forsooth, you
are in ill-humor with me because I am not dolt enough to sign away the
liberties of the Gallican church, as Louis XIV. did. But I am not to be
duped in that fashion. In my grasp I hold you; by a nod I make you flit
from north to south, from east to west, like so many puppets. And now,
when it suits me to make-believe that I count you for something, merely
because you represent an antiquated idea which I wish to revive, you
have not the wit to see my drift, or affect not to perceive it. Seeing,
then, that I must speak out my whole mind, and put the matter just under
your nose, in order that you may see it--more particularly as you seem
to think yourself indispensable to me, and lift up your head in
consequence, as you drape yourself in your old dame's robe--I'll have
you to know that such airs do not in the least impose on me; and if you
persist in that course, I'll deal with your robe as Charles XII. did
with that of the grand vizier--I'll rend it for you with a dash of my
spur!"
He ceased. Throughout this tirade Pius maintained the same immobility of
attitude, the same calm on his visage. At its close, however, he just
looked up, smiled with something of bitterness, and sighed as he slowly
articulated the word, "_Tra-je-di-an-te!_"
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