Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
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This daye, at dinner, Mr. Clement took y'e Pistoller's place at y'e
reading-desk; and insteade of continuing y'e subject in hand, read a
paraphrase of y'e 103rde Psalm; ye faithfullenesse and elegant turne
of which, Erasmus highlie commended, though he took exceptions to y'e
phrase "renewing thy youth like that of y'e Phoenix," whose fabulous
story he believed to have been unknown to y'e Psalmist, and,
therefore, however poeticall, was unfitt to be introduced. A deepe blush
on sweet Mercy's face ledd to y'e detection of y'e paraphrast, and
drew on her some deserved commendations. Erasmus, turning to my father,
exclaymed with animation, "I woulde call this house the academy of
Plato, were it not injustice to compare it to a place where the usuall
disputations concerning figures and numbers were onlie oocasionallie
intersperst with disquisitions concerning y'e moral virtues." Then, in
a graver mood, he added, "One mighte envie you, but that your precious
privileges are bound up with soe paynfulle anxieties. How manie pledges
have you given to fortune!"
"If my children are to die out of y'e course of nature, before theire
parents," father firmly replyed, "I w'd rather they died
well-instructed than ignorant."
"You remind me," rejoyns Erasmus, "of Phocion; whose wife, when he was
aboute to drink y'e fatal cup, exclaimed, 'Ah, my husband! you die
innocent.' 'And woulde you, my wife,' he returned, 'have me die
guilty?'"
Awhile after, Gonellus askt leave to see Erasmus his signet-ring, which
he handed down to him. In passing it back, William, who was occupyde in
carving a crane, handed it soe negligentlie that it felle to y'e
ground. I never saw such a face as Erasmus made, when 'twas picked out
from y'e rushes! And yet, ours are renewed almoste daylie, which manie
think over nice. He took it gingerlie in his faire, womanlike hands, and
washed and wiped it before he put it on; which escaped not my
step-mother's displeased notice. Indeede, these Dutchmen are
scrupulouslie cleane, though mother calls 'em swinish, because they will
eat raw sallets; though, for that matter, father loves cresses and
ramps. She alsoe mislikes Erasmus for eating cheese and butter together
with his manchet; or what he calls _boetram_; and for being, generallie,
daintie at his sizes, which she sayth is an ill example to soe manie
young people, and becometh not one with soe little money in's purse:
howbeit, I think 'tis not nicetie, but a weak stomach, which makes him
loathe our salt-meat commons from Michaelmasse to Easter, and eschew
fish of y'e coarser sort. He cannot breakfaste on colde milk like
father, but liketh furmity a little spiced. At dinner, he pecks at,
rather than eats, ruffs and reeves, lapwings, or anie smalle birds it
may chance; but affects sweets and subtilties, and loves a cup of wine
or ale, stirred with rosemary. Father never toucheth the wine-cup but to
grace a guest, and loves water from the spring.
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