“He had to,” answered Billy. “He claimed that the rhyme ought to have
been one word, but Doc quoted authorities to him so fast he couldn’t
answer. You couldn’t very often feaze the Doc. Besides, we had the
crowd with us. So Mr. Humphrey gave up his five dollars and went off
growling with six bottles of Great Indian. I don’t know how much good
it did him; anyhow, it couldn’t do him any harm, I guess, for it was
mostly licorice and water. We had a big sale that evening.”
“Was that before you joined the circus?” asked Chub with elaborate
carelessness, nudging Roy.
“Yes, several years,” answered Billy. “I wasn’t with the Great Indian
Medicine Company more’n six weeks.”
“Why did you leave?” asked Roy. “Did you run out of rhymes?”
“No,” answered Billy reminiscently, “but I got my man and--I mean
I found another job that I liked better. After that,” he continued
hurriedly, “I found a chap out in Big Bow, Iowa, that was going out of
the dentist business and I bought him out, stock, good-will, and all.
The stock was a set of tools, a broken-down wagon, and a flea-bitten
gray horse about sixteen years old. I traveled around for awhile, but
the fellow only gave me three lessons and so I wasn’t up to much except
pulling. Filling was beyond me. Folks weren’t particular out there in
the country towns, though, and as it was cheaper to have a tooth out
at twenty-five cents than to have it filled at five dollars--you see,
I had to make the price steep so’s they wouldn’t want it done--they
generally had it out. But there wasn’t much money in dentistry, and I
sold the horse and wagon in Keokuk and came East.”
“Then what did you do?” asked Chub.
“Oh, I tried my hand at several things after that. Nothing particular,
though.”
Billy didn’t seem to want to continue the subject and so Chub, with a
wink at Roy, desisted. Dick asked Billy how he was getting on with his
canvassing.
“Pretty well,” was the answer. “I had a long tramp this afternoon for
nothing, though. I went about three miles up the river to a place
called Hutchins and then walked about eight miles. Ever been over in
that part of the world?”
The boys said that they hadn’t.
“Well, it’s a forsaken country; I only found about six houses all the
way, and didn’t sell a thing. Do you get around much on shore?”
Roy explained that they had prospected the country around Ferry Hill
pretty well for several miles in each direction, and Billy asked a
good many questions about it; whether it was thickly settled, whether
the folks were well-off or poor, whether they had ever come across
any camps or huts. They answered his questions as best they could,
wondering somewhat at the character of them, and finally their guest
bade them good night and took his departure. There was silence for a
minute or two around the camp-fire after he had gone. Then Chub spoke.
“Say, what do you think of him?” he asked.
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