“Oh, that’s very simple,” he replied with a laugh. “Merely transference.
Now, if the person in the audience is quite through with the handkerchief
I’ll ask him to return it by one of the ushers.” Billy’s eyes ranged
questioningly from Dick to Chub and back again, while he smiled politely
and expectantly. Then, “I say if you are quite through with the
handkerchief,” he announced in a louder voice, “you will be kind enough
to return it.” Chub and Dick grinned. Roy stood on his other foot for a
change and grinned too. Billy pretended to be cross. “Really, ladies and
gentlemen,” he said, “I assure you that I can’t go on with the
performance until the handkerchief is returned. I know where it is and
if the gentleman who has it doesn’t return it at once I shall be obliged
to call on one of the ushers for assistance.” The audience made no reply.
“You, there,” cried Billy, pointing suddenly at Chub. “There’s no use in
acting this way. The handkerchief is in your right-hand coat pocket.
Kindly return it, sir!”
Chub nearly jumped off his soap-box. Then he stared dazedly at Billy
for a moment, finally dropping one hand into the pocket specified, a
look of incredulity on his face. But he found it, or at least he found
something, for,
“_Thunder!_” he yelled, jerked his hand out again and jumped to his
feet as something fell to the ground with a soft _thud_. The something
went hopping away toward the tent door amidst howls of laughter from
Roy and Dick. It was a large fat toad. Chub stared at it until it
had hopped from sight. Then he stared at Billy. Finally he stared at
Roy and Dick, and those youths went into spasms of even more riotous
laughter. “Gee!” said Chub finally, and sat down again after looking
at the soap-box carefully to see that there were no more toads about.
“You’d better look in your pocket again, Chub!” cried Dick. “There may
be another!”
Chub obeyed the suggestion very gingerly and heaved a sigh of relief
when he found the pocket empty.
“My mistake,” said Billy easily, when the laughter had subsided. “I beg
your pardon, sir. Had I known that you were in the habit of carrying
pets around with you I should have been more careful, sir. I’m very
sorry, really. You’ll pardon me, I trust?” Chub grinned sheepishly and
Billy was silent a moment, frowning intently at the lantern. Then,
“Ah!” he exclaimed. “How stupid of me! Really, ladies and gentlemen, I
don’t know when I’ve made such a foolish mistake before! I am really
chagrined, I assure you!” He turned to Roy beside him. “You, sir, are
at liberty to return to your seat. I thank you very much.” Roy smiled,
hesitated, and moved toward his bed upon which he had been seated when
summoned to assist “the Professor.” But he wasn’t destined to get off
so easily, for:
“Oh, but one moment, sir, if you please,” said Billy. “You had better
leave the handkerchief here, hadn’t you?”
Roy stopped and smiled helplessly.
“I suppose so,” he said, “if I’ve got it.”
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