Harvard Stories: Sketches of the UndergraduatePost, Waldron Kintzing
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Harvard Stories: Sketches of the Undergraduate
Post, Waldron Kintzing
College stories, American; College students -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction
Holworthy looked on a moment in silence, and tried to pull an idea out
of his moustache.
"What is the matter with you, Jack?" he asked, gently.
"Nothing--only that I am such a poor sort of a thing. No ambition, no
backbone, no sand. Just a worthless, dissipated loafer. Let's go lush up
with the rest of the crowd,--that is all I'm good for."
"Don't talk like a fool," replied Hollis, by way of comfort.
"A disgrace to the University. Haven't you always told me the same
thing?" asked Jack, with a ghastly grin.
"That is no reason why you should think so yourself and get so blue
about it. I never thought you would ever take it to heart so. You know I
never meant half that I said. I used to lay it on thick in hopes that a
little would soak in."
"I wish it had all soaked in long ago," answered Jack, ruefully. "Don't
take any of it back, old man; you haven't soured me. Come along, let's
go back to the old gang. You are all a very bad lot and don't properly
appreciate my faults; even you, you old prig. Come along, Blathers."
He tucked his arm through Holworthy's and they went back to the hotel,
Hollis musing much.
Meanwhile, in the billiard-room the good work was going on to Ned
Burleigh's deepest gratification. He himself, mounted on the pool-table,
was beating time with a broken cue for a choir of sweet singers. They
had cheered each member of the crew and the coxswain, declaring in the
time-honored measures that each was a jolly good fellow, and intimating
the mendacity of any one who might deny the fact. Grateful for his
degree, and being in a broad and liberal frame of mind, Burleigh had
also proposed each member of the Faculty of Harvard College for similar
honors, prefacing each nomination with a few well-chosen remarks.
"And now, dearly beloved brethren," said he, "omitting the next
fifty-three stanzas, let us all unite in singing the one hundred and
forty-fifth; and as I look upon your happy, up-turned faces, I cannot
help being touched by the spirit of those beautiful lines. All sing!"
The earnest chorus roared, with cheerful zeal, the one hundred and
forty-fifth verse, as exhorted.
"What ho!" shouted the Lord of Misrule, "What is yon tall form i' the
doorway. Is it the melancholy Jacques, forsooth? Or is it our long-lost
wandering Brother Rattleton returning to the fold? Pull off his coat,
somebody, and look for strawberry-marks. Joy, joy, mark his old time
smile! Throw him up here. Once more now, all sing, 'For he's a jolly
good fellow!'"
III.
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