Harvard Stories: Sketches of the UndergraduatePost, Waldron Kintzing
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Harvard Stories: Sketches of the Undergraduate
Post, Waldron Kintzing
College stories, American; College students -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction
"No, thanks, I am walking for fun, trying to do it on time, you see."
"Mebbe you're advertisin' suthin'? Oh, I want to know! Be you the winged
wonder o' Westchester, or some sech place I hear tell on jest now?"
A light began to glimmer in Hudson's mind. He had been asked several
times if he was the "winged wonder," but had paid no attention to the
question, supposing that it was merely a form of the great public wit.
Now it was asked him in perfect good faith, and the name of his own home
was added to the alliteration. He began to connect his persecution with
Holworthy and Randolph's failure to row.
"No," he answered his friendly interrogator, "not intentionally, but I
am beginning now to suspect that I _am_ occupying some such position. I
am much obliged to you for your information. I must move along now."
"Good day, sir; guess ye'll want a heap o' corn-plasters when ye git to
Framin'am."
"Not with these stockings," laughed Hudson, glad of an opportunity to
justify his clothes, "they're thick and soft, great things to walk in."
"They be, eh? Well, I kinder thought they wasn't just for looks. I don't
want none to-day, though, good day."
"Good-by," and Steve went on, feeling sure that the old man still
suspected him at least of peddling footgear.
Just before the end of his tramp he sat down for a rest on an inviting
fence rail. He had plenty of time to spare, but the grassy bank might
have kept him too long and made him stiff. Oh, how pleasant that
three-cornered rail did feel! A piece of paper blew across the road and
whirled up in his face. It was a hand-bill of some sort; he remembered
now having seen several of them along the way, but had picked up none.
He caught this one and turned it over. This was what he read:
HE IS COMING!
WAIT FOR HIM! WATCH FOR HIM!
THE WINGED WONDER OF WESTCHESTER!
PEERLESS PEDESTRIAN PRODIGY!
He is matched to walk twenty-four miles to-day for an enormous
purse. He holds world records for pedestrianism. He will wear
one of our custom-made London suitings, unexcelled for natty
outdoor wear and stylish appearance. They are all the rage in
England, and therefore sure to be popular here.
He will also distribute, gratis, tops and marbles to the boys
and chewing-gum to the ladies. Watch for him, everybody; he
will be here soon, and will follow this road.
COME OUT, GIRLS! COME OUT, BOYS!
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
WAIT, WATCH FOR THE WINGED WONDER OF WESTCHESTER!
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