Maine is a prohibition state, but the Watermelon had been there before
and knew just where and how to obtain what he was looking for. With the
bottle in his pocket, he sought the beach and made his way up it to some
secluded place where he could drink in peace and out of the heat of the
sun. A sea-gull flew wheeling gracefully by to the distant cliffs, the
waves, long, purring, foam-flecked, ran indolently up the gleaming
sands, broke with a gurgling splash of seaweed and tumbled stones and
ran back to meet the next one. The ocean stretched limitless before him
and behind rose the rocks, hiding him completely from the sight of land.
With a grunt of dissatisfaction, he sat down and drew the cork of the
whisky bottle.
As the day advanced, the sun crept around the headland until it streamed
unchecked upon the Watermelon, sprawled, drunk and warm and dirty in the
lee of the rocks. The combined heat of the sun and the poison he had in
him, called by courtesy whisky, grew unbearable, and he rose in drunken
majesty to find some cooler place. The sun would soon have thrown long
shadows on the beach, but the Watermelon could not wait for that. He
must get cool at once, and in the waves splashing, gurgling, laughing,
breaking at his very feet, he found a suggestion. Where could one get
cool if not in the sea itself? A steam yacht far away like a streak of
white, was seen creeping slowly landward, but the Watermelon did not
trouble about such a thing. He began to undress, solemnly, stubbornly,
with the one thought to get cool.
The yacht, _Mary Gloucester_, was a gay little bark, all ivory white and
shining brass work. A brightly striped awning covered the deck, there
were large, comfortable chairs, with many-colored pillows and ribbons
and chintz, and daintily arranged tables to assuage one’s thirst and
offer cooling bodily comfort on a hot day.
The _Mary Gloucester_ was named after a poem of Kipling’s, and her owner
was explaining this fact, ensconced gracefully, if solidly, in a
many-cushioned chair, her feet a bit awkwardly on the rest before her, a
fan in one hand and a small, fat, white, woolly dog on her lap, his fore
feet on the railing, his mouth open and his tiny red tongue flapping
moistly from between his teeth.
"Whom do you love the more," asked Bertie Van Baalen, "Kipling or this
angel child?" and Bertie sought to pull one fluffy white ear near his
hand. But the little dog snarled angrily and snapped sharply at the
hastily withdrawn fingers.
"Ah, the duckems, naughty man shan’t tease him," crooned the lady,
slapping at Bertie with the fan, while the little dog turned again to
the sea.
"Yes, indeed, Mrs. Armitage," said Henry Bliven solemnly. "Tell us
truthfully, whom do you love the better, Kipling or the blessed
duckems?"
"Do not hesitate or seek to spare either of their feelings," urged
Bertie.
Mrs. Armitage laughed, fat, contented, placid. "Oh, you silly boys,
comparing a poet and a dog, a blessed little doggie."
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