The performance began with Gabrielle's newest violin-piece--a nocturne,
executed very correctly but rather nervously. The school applauded
vigorously, as they would have applauded anything from the popular
Heads of the Upper or Lower School. Ingrid followed, jarringly dramatic
in Noyes' _Highwayman_, and was violently appreciated. Clare, not
having to face her audience, the piano being sideways to the stage,
gave the most successful performance of the three, but took a strictly
secondary place in the way of applause.
Then, after some whispering and stifled giggling, Joey was pushed
forward to the front of the stage, and the curtain drawn back a chink.
She spoke through it.
"I have to announce that the forthcoming charade is in two syllables
and three scenes. The third is the complete word."
She withdrew, and all the juniors started thinking aloud of
two-syllabled words. They were quite audible on the stage, where
Barbara, spectacled and padded as to body, was bending over a steaming
fish-kettle, prodding it nervously. "I thought if you _boiled_ germs
you killed them," she whispered. "This seems so jolly like the witches
in _Macbeth_."
"Go on, you silly ass," urged Noreen. "It looks all right anyhow, and
you've got the photo-plates for growing the germs on. Come on, Joey, I
must tie you up."
Joey, attired in a plaid going-out frock belonging to one of the little
ones, to represent a kilt, a khaki sports coat, buttoned across, and
two box straps for a Sam-Browne belt, was forthwith lashed brutally
to a curtain pole, and ordered not to so much as breathe for fear she
should move it and it should become plain to the audience that it was
leaning against her and she could have walked off with it quite easily.
Syb, also rather sketchy as to uniform, but with an unmistakable German
cap to make her nationality clear, stood by with a home-made bayonet of
stupendous size. Noreen, pillowy as to figure and checked as to blouse,
and with her curly, dark hair tightly strained off her forehead,
hovered near the Professor, with a large wooden spoon, whether to stir
soup or germs seemed doubtful. She waved this spoon impressively, and
sent a thrilling whisper to the side of "Draw the curtains."
The curtains jerked back and after a pause to allow of sufficient
thrill upon the part of the audience, Noreen inquired sepulchrally:
"Mein fater, _is_ the mixture slab and strong?"
"As strong as thy soup on Sundays, my daughter," was the reply. "As
strong as the accursed British Army thinks it is----"
"And proves it is," remarked the dauntless captive at the curtain
pole, and was promptly prodded with the bayonet to induce a respectful
silence.
[Illustration: "MEIN FATER, IS THE MIXTURE SLAB AND STRONG?"]
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