The Professor, in very good English, with an occasional lapse into a
German word, and a masterly repetition of "Tod und Teufel!" at regular
intervals, proceeded to explain to his intelligent daughter (who
stirred soup over a stove at the back of the stage, between times to
add realism) that he was engaged in growing germs of a horrible disease
which was to go as far as possible towards exterminating the "accursed
Englanders," and that when he had, so to speak, bottled them, she was
to take them to England and cast them into all receptacles of drinking
water throughout the kingdom. To avert suspicion she was to let her
hair down, attire herself in a djibbah, and assume the character
of an English schoolgirl. The fair Anna delightedly accepted the
commission, and retired from the stage to change the checked blouse,
and the Professor ladled out presumably spoonfuls of germ on to the
photographic slides, while informing the English prisoner that his
accursed race would soon be non-existent. The Englishman, returning an
undaunted reply, was again prodded violently, and Anna returning in a
djibbah and looking marvellously thinner, passed him with the taunting
gibe that she would pass anywhere as an English girl, and he was
powerless to save his country, and marched out _en route_ for England,
carrying a dispatch case full of bottled germs.
The Professor and the guard thereupon sat down to drink "Confusion to
perfidious England," which they did with great gusto and succumbed to
the force of brandy neat (they stated it was that) with much speed. As
soon as they had their heads down on a table, which shook with their
snores, the English prisoner set to work to free himself, and succeeded
in doing so just as the curtains were drawn in obedience to frenzied
whispers from Noreen from behind. Joey laid down her curtain pole,
and flew to the chink, regardless of the flattering applause that was
greeting the first scene of this thrilling drama.
"What is the Professor looking like, Noreen?"
"He's clapping quite a lot," Noreen explained, in a gusty whisper; and
Joey, peering over her shoulder at the large, pallid face and the black
moustache, saw that Noreen was quite right. The Professor was clapping
as vigorously as Miss Craigie herself.
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