American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“But a few minutes ago our friend, Mr. Rose, favoured us with an
entertaining but fragmentary sketch of the romance in the life of the
former professor of this habitation. The few facts that we have learned
seem to me to open up a fascinating field for conjecture, for the study
of human hearts, for the exercise of the imagination—in short, for
story-telling. Let us make use of the opportunity. Let each one of us
relate his own version of the story of Redruth, the hermit, and his
lady-love, beginning where Mr. Rose’s narrative ends—at the parting of
the lovers at the gate. This much should be assumed and conceded—that
the young lady was not necessarily to blame for Redruth’s becoming a
crazed and world-hating hermit. When we have done, Miss Garland shall
render the JUDGEMENT OF WOMAN. As the Spirit of her Sex she shall
decide which version of the story best and most truly depicts human and
love interest, and most faithfully estimates the character and acts of
Redruth’s betrothed according to the feminine view. The apple shall be
bestowed upon him who is awarded the decision. If you are all agreed,
we shall be pleased to hear the first story from Mr. Dinwiddie.”
The last sentence captured the windmill man. He was not one to linger
in the dumps.
“That’s a first-rate scheme, Judge,” he said, heartily. “Be a regular
short-story vaudeville, won’t it? I used to be correspondent for a
paper in Springfield, and when there wasn’t any news I faked it. Guess
I can do my turn all right.”
“I think the idea is charming,” said the lady passenger, brightly. “It
will be almost like a game.”
Judge Menefee stepped forward and placed the apple in her hand
impressively.
“In olden days,” he said, orotundly, “Paris awarded the golden apple to
the most beautiful.”
“I was at the Exposition,” remarked the windmill man, now cheerful
again, “but I never heard of it. And I was on the Midway, too, all the
time I wasn’t at the machinery exhibit.”
“But now,” continued the Judge, “the fruit shall translate to us the
mystery and wisdom of the feminine heart. Take the apple, Miss Garland.
Hear our modest tales of romance, and then award the prize as you may
deem it just.”
The lady passenger smiled sweetly. The apple lay in her lap beneath her
robes and wraps. She reclined against her protecting bulwark, brightly
and cosily at ease. But for the voices and the wind one might have
listened hopefully to hear her purr. Someone cast fresh logs upon the
fire. Judge Menefee nodded suavely. “Will you oblige us with the
initial story?” he asked.
The windmill man sat as sits a Turk, with his hat well back on his head
on account of the draughts.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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