American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Ma’am,” said Trinidad with a sigh, “prospectin’ for kids at Christmas
time is like huntin’ in a limestone for silver. This parental business
is one that I haven’t no chance to comprehend. It seems that fathers
and mothers are willin’ for their offsprings to be drownded, stole, fed
on poison oak, and et by catamounts 364 days in the year; but on
Christmas Day they insists on enjoyin’ the exclusive mortification of
their company. This here young biped, ma’am, is all that washes out of
our two days’ manoeuvres.”
“Oh, the sweet little boy!” cooed Miss Erma, trailing her De Vere robes
to centre of stage.
“Aw, shut up,” said Bobby, with a scowl. “Who’s a kid? You ain’t, you
bet.”
“Fresh brat!” breathed Miss Erma, beneath her enamelled smile.
“We done the best we could,” said Trinidad. “It’s tough on Cherokee,
but it can’t be helped.”
Then the door opened and Cherokee entered in the conventional dress of
Saint Nick. A white rippling beard and flowing hair covered his face
almost to his dark and shining eyes. Over his shoulder he carried a
pack.
No one stirred as he came in. Even the Spangler Sisters ceased their
coquettish poses and stared curiously at the tall figure. Bobby stood
with his hands in his pockets gazing gloomily at the effeminate and
childish tree. Cherokee put down his pack and looked wonderingly about
the room. Perhaps he fancied that a bevy of eager children were being
herded somewhere, to be loosed upon his entrance. He went up to Bobby
and extended his red-mittened hand.
“Merry Christmas, little boy,” said Cherokee. “Anything on the tree you
want they’ll get it down for you. Won’t you shake hands with Santa
Claus?”
“There ain’t any Santa Claus,” whined the boy. “You’ve got old false
billy goat’s whiskers on your face. I ain’t no kid. What do I want with
dolls and tin horses? The driver said you’d have a rifle, and you
haven’t. I want to go home.”
Trinidad stepped into the breach. He shook Cherokee’s hand in warm
greeting.
“I’m sorry, Cherokee,” he explained. “There never was a kid in
Yellowhammer. We tried to rustle a bunch of ’em for your swaree, but
this sardine was all we could catch. He’s a atheist, and he don’t
believe in Santa Claus. It’s a shame for you to be out all this truck.
But me and the Judge was sure we could round up a wagonful of
candidates for your gimcracks.”
“That’s all right,” said Cherokee gravely. “The expense don’t amount to
nothin’ worth mentionin’. We can dump the stuff down a shaft or throw
it away. I don’t know what I was thinkin’ about; but it never occurred
to my cogitations that there wasn’t any kids in Yellowhammer.”
Meanwhile the company had relaxed into a hollow but praiseworthy
imitation of a pleasure gathering.
Bobby had retreated to a distant chair, and was coldly regarding the
scene with ennui plastered thick upon him. Cherokee, lingering with his
original idea, went over and sat beside him.
“Where do you live, little boy?” he asked respectfully.
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