American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
"Cherokee took me to a room," continued Baldy, "and showed me. He's
got that room full of drums and dolls and skates and bags of candy
and jumping-jacks and toy lambs and whistles and such infantile
truck. And what do you think he's goin' to do with them inefficacious
knick-knacks? Don't surmise none--Cherokee told me. He's goin' to load
'em up in his red sleigh and--wait a minute, don't order no drinks
yet--he's goin' to drive down here to Yellowhammer and give the
kids--the kids of this here town--the biggest Christmas tree and the
biggest cryin' doll and Little Giant Boys' Tool Chest blowout that was
ever seen west of Cape Hatteras."
Two minutes of absolute silence ticked away in the wake of Baldy's
words. It was broken by the House, who, happily conceiving the moment
to be ripe for extending hospitality, sent a dozen whisky glasses
spinning down the bar, with the slower travelling bottle bringing up
the rear.
"Didn't you tell him?" asked the miner called Trinidad.
"Well, no," answered Baldy, pensively; "I never exactly seen my way
to.
"You see, Cherokee had this Christmas mess already bought and paid
for; and he was all flattered up with self-esteem over his idea; and
we had in a way flew the flume with that fizzy wine I speak of; so I
never let on."
"I cannot refrain from a certain amount of surprise," said the Judge,
as he hung his ivory-handled cane on the bar, "that our friend
Cherokee should possess such an erroneous conception of--ah--his, as
it were, own town."
"Oh, it ain't the eighth wonder of the terrestrial world," said Baldy.
"Cherokee's been gone from Yellowhammer over seven months. Lots of
things could happen in that time. How's he to know that there ain't a
single kid in this town, and so far as emigration is concerned, none
expected?"
"Come to think of it," remarked California Ed, "it's funny some
ain't drifted in. Town ain't settled enough yet for to bring in the
rubber-ring brigade, I reckon."
"To top off this Christmas-tree splurge of Cherokee's," went on Baldy,
"he's goin' to give an imitation of Santa Claus. He's got a white wig
and whiskers that disfigure him up exactly like the pictures of this
William Cullen Longfellow in the books, and a red suit of fur-trimmed
outside underwear, and eight-ounce gloves, and a stand-up, lay-down
croshayed red cap. Ain't it a shame that a outfit like that can't get
a chance to connect with a Annie and Willie's prayer [106] layout?"
[FOOTNOTE 106: Annie and Willie's prayer--probably refers to a
poem by Sophia Snow called "Annie and Willie's
Prayer" which parodies "'Twas the Night before
Christmas":
"'Twas the night before Christmas, 'Goodnight,'
had been said,
And Annie and Willie had crept into bed; . . ."]
"When does Cherokee allow to come over with his truck?" inquired
Trinidad.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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