American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
"Gott in Himmel! [113]" he shouted. "How did you get in that wagon?
Am I going crazy as well as to be murdered and hanged by robbers this
day?"
[FOOTNOTE 113: Gott in Himmel!--(German) God in Heaven!]
"You brought her to us, Fritz," cried Frau Hildesmuller. "How can we
ever thank you enough?"
"Tell mamma how you came in Fritz's wagon," said Frau Hildesmuller.
"I don't know," said Lena. "But I know how I got away from the hotel.
The Prince brought me."
"By the Emperor's crown!" shouted Fritz, "we are all going crazy."
"I always knew he would come," said Lena, sitting down on her bundle
of bedclothes on the sidewalk. "Last night he came with his armed
knights and captured the ogre's castle. They broke the dishes and
kicked down the doors. They pitched Mr. Maloney into a barrel of rain
water and threw flour all over Mrs. Maloney. The workmen in the hotel
jumped out of the windows and ran into the woods when the knights
began firing their guns. They wakened me up and I peeped down the
stair. And then the Prince came up and wrapped me in the bedclothes
and carried me out. He was so tall and strong and fine. His face was
as rough as a scrubbing brush, and he talked soft and kind and smelled
of schnapps. He took me on his horse before him and we rode away among
the knights. He held me close and I went to sleep that way, and didn't
wake up till I got home."
"Rubbish!" cried Fritz Bergmann. "Fairy tales! How did you come from
the quarries to my wagon?"
"The Prince brought me," said Lena, confidently.
And to this day the good people of Fredericksburg haven't been able to
make her give any other explanation.
XIX
THE REFORMATION OF CALLIOPE
Calliope Catesby was in his humours again. Ennui was upon him. This
goodly promontory, the earth--particularly that portion of it known
as Quicksand--was to him no more than a pestilent congregation of
vapours. Overtaken by the megrims [114], the philosopher may seek
relief in soliloquy; my lady find solace in tears; the flaccid
Easterner scold at the millinery bills of his women folk. Such
recourse was insufficient to the denizens of Quicksand. Calliope,
especially, was wont to express his ennui according to his lights.
[FOOTNOTE 114: megrims--depression, unhappiness]
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