Held for Orders: Being Stories of Railroad LifeSpearman, Frank H. (Frank Hamilton)
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Held for Orders: Being Stories of Railroad Life
Spearman, Frank H. (Frank Hamilton)
Fiction; Railroad stories; Short stories, American
When the widow Lyons asked Callahan to put Jamie at telegraphing the
assistant superintendent nearly fell off his chair. Mrs. Lyons, however,
was in earnest, as the red-haired man soon found by the way his shirts
were starched. Her son, meantime, had gotten hold of a sounder, and was
studying telegraphy, corresponding at the same time with the Cincinnati
detective agency for the town and county rights to all "hidden and
undiscovered crime," on the Mountain Division--rights offered at the
very reasonable price of ten dollars by registered mail, bank draft or
express money order; currency at sender's risk. The only obligations
imposed by this deal were secrecy and a German silver star; and
Bullhead, after holding his trusting mother up for the ten, became a
regularly installed detective with proprietary rights to local misdeeds.
Days he plied his sounder, and nights he lay awake trying to mix up Pete
Beezer and Neighbor with the disappearance of various bunches of horses
from the Bar M ranch.
About the same time he became interested in dentistry; not that there is
any obvious connection between railroading and detective work and
filling teeth--but his thoughts just turned that way and following the
advice of a local dentist, who didn't want altogether to discourage him,
Bullhead borrowed a pair of forceps and pulled all the teeth out of a
circular saw to get his arm into practice. Before the dentist pronounced
him proficient, though, his mother had Callahan reduced to terms, and
the assistant superintendent put Bullhead among the operators.
That was a great day for Bullhead. He had to take the worst of it, of
course; sweeping the office and that; but whatever his faults, the boy
did as he was told. Only one vicious habit clung to him--he had a
passion for reading the rules. In spite of this, however, he steadily
mastered the taking, and, as for sending, he could do that before he
got out of the cuspidor department. Everybody around the Wickiup bullied
him, and maybe that was his salvation. He got used to expecting the
worst of it, and nerved himself to take it, which in railroading is half
the battle.
A few months after he became competent to handle a key the nightman at
Goose River Junction went wrong. When Callahan told Bullhead he thought
about giving him the job, the boy went wild with excitement, and in a
burst of confidence showed Callahan his star. It was the best thing that
ever happened, for the assistant head of the division had an impulsive
way of swearing the nonsense out of a boy's head, and when Bullhead
confessed to being a detective a fiery stream was poured on him. The
foolishness couldn't quite all be driven out in one round; but Jamie
Lyons went to Goose River fairly well informed as to how much of a fool
he was.
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