Another incongruous thing about the man with the clerical dress was that
he had a carpenter’s hammer in his hand. Dropping this tool upon the
wooden landing, where it clattered loudly, he drew a key from his pocket
and locked the door, shaking it viciously to make sure that it was fast.
Then, descending the steps, with the claw of the hammer he pried loose a
plank, some six or eight feet long, from the wooden walk that ran across
the sod to the concrete pavement in front. The missionary secretary
took one end of this, and the two raised it across the door, where the
ex-clergyman disclosed the fact that his bulging left hand contained
nails, as with swinging blows, he began to cleat the door fast.
"Nailing up God!" commented John, whose mood had become sardonic.
"What’s the story, I wonder," he remarked next, and rising, sauntered
across the narrow street and up the wooden walk, till he stopped with
one foot on the lower step, gazing casually, with mild curiosity
expressed upon his face.
The missionary secretary had noted John’s advance and appeared to
recognize that his chance interest was legitimate.
"A miserable, squabbling little church," the man remarked, an expression
of pain upon his face. "A disgrace to the communion. I’m the District
Evangelist. I’ve had to step in from the outside and close it up, in the
interest of peace. Brother Burbeck, here, is a leader of one of the
wings. He has tried to bring peace in vain."
"I have stood up for the Lord against the disturber," announced Brother
Burbeck over his shoulder, while he dealt a vicious blow, as if the head
of the nail were instead the head of the malefactor.
"And who was the disturber?" queried John. "A man of bad character, I
suppose."
"No, you couldn’t call him that, could you, Brother Burbeck?" ventured
the District Evangelist. "Just a young man from the Seminary, with his
head overflowing with undigested facts."
"Near facts, they was—_only_," interjected Brother Burbeck
sententiously, as he held another nail between a hard thumb and a
knotted finger, and tapped the head gently to start it.
"Rather undermining the faith of the people in the old Gospel," went on
the Evangelist.
"Takin’ away what he couldn’t never put back," amended Brother Burbeck,
between blows, and then added accusingly: "He had no respect for the
Elders, not a bit."
Brother Burbeck’s tones, as he contributed this additional detail, were
as sharp as his blows.
"You were one of the Elders?" inquired John, in an even voice that might
have been construed to mean respect for the eldership.
"I am one of ’em," corrected the driver of nails. "I preached the old
Jerusalem Gospel myself for twenty years," he affirmed proudly, "until
my health failed, and I went into undertaking."
"You appear to have got your health back," observed John dryly, noting
marks of the hammer upon the plank where the nail heads had been beaten
almost out of sight by his slashing blows.
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