Curious, how sorry he felt at this announcement! He had become quite
accustomed to being a conspirator with her in the vast house lighted by
a single candle, and he did not relish the end of the performance.
"I'll step along wi' ye," said he.
"Oh, no!" she said. "I really can't allow--"
"Allow what?"
"Allow you to inconvenience yourself like that for me."
"Pooh!" said he.
And he, who had never in his life seen a lady to her door, set out on
the business as though he had done nothing else every night of his life,
as though it was an enterprise that did not require practice.
He opened the door, and put the candle on the floor behind it, where he
could easily find it on returning. "I'll get a box o' matches from
somewhere while I'm out," said he.
He was about to extinguish the candle when she stopped him. "Mr.
Ollerenshaw," she said, firmly, "you haven't got your boots on. Those
slippers are not thick enough for this weather."
He gazed at her. Should he yield to her? The idea of yielding to her,
for the mere sake of yielding to her, presented itself to him as a
charming idea. So he disappeared with the candle, and reappeared in his
boots.
"You won't need a muffler?" she suggested.
Now was the moment to play the hardy Norseman. "Oh, no!" he laughed.
This concern for his welfare, coming from such a royal creature, was,
however, immensely agreeable.
She stood out on the steps; he extinguished the candle, and then joined
her and banged the door. They started. Several hundred yards of winding
pitch-dark drive had to be traversed.
"Will you kindly give me your arm?" she said.
She said it so primly, so correctly, and with such detachment, that they
might have been in church, and she saying: "Will you kindly let me look
over your Prayer Book?"
When they arrived at the gas-lit Oldcastle-road he wanted to withdraw
his arm, but he did not know how to begin withdrawing it. Hence he was
obliged to leave it where it was.
And as they were approaching the front gate of the residence of Mr.
Buchanan, the Scotch editor of the _Signal_, a perfect string of people
emerged from that front gate. Mrs. Buchanan had been giving a whist
drive. There were sundry Swetnams among the string. And the whole string
was merry and talkative. It was a fine night. The leading pearls of the
string bore down on the middle-aged pair, and peered, and passed.
"Good-night, Mrs. Prockter. Good-night, Mr. Ollerenshaw."
Then another couple did the same. "Good-night, Mrs. Prockter.
Good-night, Mr. Ollerenshaw."
And so it went on. And the string, laughing and talking, gradually
disappeared diminuendo in the distance towards Bursley.
"I suppose you know you've done it this time?" observed Mrs. Prockter.
It was a dark saying, but James fully understood it. He felt as though
he had drunk champagne. "As well be hung for a sheep as a lamb!" he said
to himself. And deliberately squeezed the royal arm.
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