“I think this room is rather sweet myself,” said the girl, who also had
been examining it very critically. “Somehow every room looks sweet with
a nice fire and a lot of books.”
“That unnecessarily large grate takes all the heat up the chimney,”
said Mrs. Northcote, “and moreover is very wasteful of the coal. And
what have you got behind the curtain, Henry?”
“That is where I sleep.”
“Well, that is sensible, my boy; a saving of money.”
“What a large room this must be altogether!” said the girl, with a
sudden growth of her curiosity.
“I can see neither of you will rest until you have penetrated into the
heart of all my mysteries,” said Northcote, laughing loudly, as he
interposed himself between the entrance to his chamber and his mother,
who, full of inquiry, was plucking at the curtain.
“Why, Henry,” cried the girl, with a thrill of consternation in her
voice, “you have not had your breakfast!”
“Why should I? This is not Chittingdon, you know. Eleven o’clock is the
fashionable hour in town. It wants ten minutes yet.”
“Bad habits,” said Mrs. Northcote solemnly. “My dearest, eleven o’clock
is wrong.”
“When one is in Rome you must do like the Romans, you know.”
“I have never agreed with that proverb,” said Mrs. Northcote. “I
consider it weak. When in Rome one should make the Romans do as one
does.”
“Imagine me knocking at the gates of Buckingham Palace at a quarter to
seven.”
“I am quite sure, my dear boy, the royal family is addicted to good
habits. I am quite sure you would not find the king having his
breakfast at eleven o’clock.”
“Oh, this dear dogmatic old woman of mine,” said Northcote, tapping her
cheek in tender remonstrance. “A fixed rule and a definite opinion for
everything under the sun.”
“You must have fixed rules and definite opinions if you are to succeed,
my dear boy. Those who have their doubts always end by failing
miserably.”
“So they do, old woman, so they do!” cried Northcote fervently, in
spite of being stabbed by consternation. Yet he never conversed
with his mother on the most trivial topics without feeling that her
simplicity rendered her invulnerable.
“I see your table is laid for two, Henry,” said the girl. “Are you
expecting a friend?”
“If he comes, he comes,” said Northcote, with a clever assumption of
carelessness, “and if he don’t he stops away. Do you understand, Miss
Inquisitive? I generally have an extra knife and fork, you know, in
case a friend should happen to drop in.”
“He will have a wretched breakfast this morning if he comes,” said the
girl, taking off her gloves gaily, and fishing out the fork and the
bacon from among the ashes. “I must say, Henry, whoever your friends
may be, they cannot be very nice about their cookery.”
“Consecrated by the cook, don’t you see, Miss Impertinence. That bacon
is toasted by mine own fair hands.”
“Really, my boy,” said his mother, “you have grown most Bohemian in
your ways.”
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